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  1. You know it is allways fun when you are on a coached jump and you hear you coach shouting BEER as you make your landing on the taxiway. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Nope it was an unopened package of Nutter Butters. I did however share my cookie wealth with the rest of the bar at Z-hills. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. So that was you cooking hot dogs in the bonfire. I was the drunkin fool rolling the big logs into the fire this weekend. :3:1 I'll buy the case next time I am at Z-Hills. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. From Italy: "Non c'e di che" Loosely translated Don't worry about it. From our Aussie friends "Fair in the crackers" Do I really need to translate that? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. So I was in Z-Hills jumping my hiney off. One of the days I was there I went out to my tent and found a package of Nutter Butters in front of my tent. The person who was next to me broke camp. What does it mean when someone leaves a package of cookies in front of your tent? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. I am still trying to forget her Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. Lession learned. Free Jello shots have their price. UGH Hangovers suck! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Vacation In Z-Hills Level 7 tommorow. Looks like I'll be buying beer. Fuck yeah. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. Gawain here's to you bro Blue skys and soft landings Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Hey bro I used to work with some good medics who would have been great medics had they actuaally listened to their patients. Listen to your patients and you will work wonders. Once EMS gets into you it dosen't let go. It is the shittiest paying gig you'll ever love. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. That is damned sexy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Can't be any worse than the cop Mustangs or Camaros running around in my county Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Take me to the river dunk me in the water Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. They are giving cops the new charger now... Awesome. Ma mopar doing what she used to do best. I rember Dodge tried to make a police issue Magnum, but they only offered it with the v-6 instead of the hemi, and it only had rear wheel drive instead of the all wheel drive. I hope they didn't cheese out like that for the cop edition Charger. I had a buddie who had a 74 Fury with the interceptor package. Lets just say he made a lot of money with that car. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    new website

    Too bad I didn't Observe his post Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    new website

    I would say yes. If you note even though there is a reserve pilot opening the jumper chopping also has what looks like a belly mounted reserve. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. It can't be America. That car looks like a Mercades and not the usual Ford Crown Vic or Chevy Capris Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Twenty, twenty, twentyfour hours to go. I wanna be sedated. Got nothing to do nowhere to go. I wannt be sedated. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Broke

    Cup-a-Soup

    I am talk ing about the Lipton Cup-a-Soup not Cup-A-Noodle Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Broke

    Pet Peeves

    God damn fuckin stapler thieves. Too lazy to go to the cabinet and get one. No they have to swipe the one off my desk. Bastards Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Cup-a-Soup

    So I decided to pick up a box of the Cup-a-Soup Spicy Thai Chicken soup, and let me just say this shit is horrid. I don't understand how they can call this spicy, and the "Flavor" wasn't that of chicken, but of MSG instead. I didn''t think it would have that much in it, so hear I sit awaiting the ineviatable Head ache, and stomach ache which follows massive MSG consumption. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Ohh so that was you on the phone sex line Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Just curious. When I had long hair it happened a couple of times. One time when I was working at K-Mart a customer was behind me and he said, "Excuse me, miss?" I turned slowly and gave him the look of death. I hated that job. Another time I was riding in a car with a coupld of women I was hanging out with at the time. I rember I had just shaved. We were going down the service road of the highway, and some skeezy truck driver was checking me out. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Z-Hills

    I don't think I'll be ready for CReW even at 100 jumps even though it does peak my curiosity. Edited to add: I used to have a partner who would give up being angry at people for lent. That was always fun to watch. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Z-Hills

    We can dock beer bottles, but I am still just a student Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192