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  1. It is never too late to colect blackmail photos Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. I am talking about beck duh Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. No pics never happened Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. THe height and weight chart is a very dirty method to use for determining someones fitness level. I am sure that with all my biking I have been doing recently I have been burning off fat like no tommorow, however I am still around 205 which according to the height and weight charts says I am overweight. However look at my legs they have gotten huge over the past couple of months. I need to work out my arms more so I am not dis proportinate. The truest way to guage is to break out the fat calipers, however I don't think that people at a DZ would be particular fond of this idea. Maybe there should be a waist/gut size requirement. Alhough I am conflicted about discriminating people based on how wide they are. I am sure while there is no way to collect the data that there ave been quite a few people who haven been overweight and have done tandems just fine. We just have to figure out why this one was different. Could it be the tandem master in particular was afraid to tighten the straps down too much. Sometimes fat people need to be tightened down a lot. You would be amazed how much fat can be smushed against the rails on a steatcher. Just because you may think someone's straps are tight enough, dosen't mean that they are. Especially in the Morbidly Obese population. Fat moves when extreame force is applied. Tighten those fuckers down even if they complain that it is too tight. as long as they have circulation they will be good to go. you can walk away with hurt feelings, but you can't walk away when you are a stain. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. Just as much beer as being a new skydiver? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. I hate it when I have been answering the phones on a heavy day, and then I get home and I answer the phone the same way I would answer at work. That sucks Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. Did the kind people at the harddock open it for you? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. I found it most usefull. And best of all the price was right Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. Go you. Did The accuracy seminar help you there? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Are you getting free jumps for ach tandem student you bring, I know some drop zones have that policy. I still think you guys should have gotten the money together for a limo. That would just be cool. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Gotta die sometime. Would rather die doing something I love than getting creamed riding my bike to work. Allthough I wish skydivingwas moore popular with the spectators, because that way people would put stickers with your number on the back of their cars Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Broke

    Karmic Justice

    So there was this guy I used to work with who was giving me a whole lot of shit about not having a car. Well he got arresteed yesterday. Impersonating a US Marshal. Aparently he did it to impress people, and the US Marshals were allready aware he was doing it, but he didn't stop. One year later they arrest and formally charge him. So long fare well. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. That would be Scott Lutz. I believe that was on Maximum Exposure or one of those stupid TV shows that show bad things happening. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. I like my women like I like my beer Dark and Bitter... lol just kidding about the women thing. Dark brews are good. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. try a nice cream stout. Smoother than anything I have ever tasted before Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. You know there is just something about Bass that I just don't like. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. What's your beer? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Crap I realized my plans changed Sunday for cross keys. How you getting there? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Yeah the Hamptons Blow. The traffic sucks and the people are just pretenscious. However if you go to the Blue Duck Bakery I highly recomend the Blue Berry Turnovers. Yummy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. That is three month old news though Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. For those of you who rember that movie. There was one scene where he wrote a letter home saying that he finally got his name in print. Of course it was a phone book. I opened the parachutist today hot out of my mailbox, and there I was. Thankfully not in the incidents pages, but the rising fallers page. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Ok that was you. You were about to make a sweet landing in the P pit if I rember correctly. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. I think the biggest thing here is that when anyone in our lives dies it makes us thing of the fact that none of us are immortal, and no matter what stuff can always happen to us. On another note there is something worse than being dead. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Sweet see you there brother Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. The best thing for us all to do would be to celebrate those lost. They all died doing something that they loved to do. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192