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  1. I recently heard a radio interview with Henry Rollins. He said that Iran is a pretty cool place to visit Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Ahh this was a fun weekend. Friday night I was driving with my brother. He is helping me to really learn how to drive my car seeing as how I now have a car with a solid suspension and a manual tranny. We were driving down a really fun curvy road. Coming up to a crest of a hill my brother said something just as I launched my car. Sideways to the left then sideways to the right and then straight back onto the road. Now I know what my son means when he says, "That scared my penis." After that drive I had a big smile on my face. Saturday during the day I was heading out to the local Dropzone. I was cruzing down the Long Island Expressway when suddenly all the morons decided to slam their brakes because they saw a cop. I had to make a high speed avoidance manuver while hoping that I don't get rolled over by this huge Caddy SUV in the middle lane. Some real pucker factor there. I took the next exit to make sure the cop didn't decide to follow me. Which thankfully I believe the mass of SUV's I was dodging concealed me from his view. I must have a really big bag of luck, either that or maybe I do have some driving skills Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. Eww no thank you. I am generating a word bank so I can generate cross word puzzles to help my EMT's with medical termonology and spelling. This happens to be one of the words I came across in the text book I am generating the wordbank from Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. Did you get the Ab lounge XL? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. That's what foreplay is for Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. I am a cheap bastard what can I say. Although at the end of the day while learning I bought my instructos a beer and just hung out and BS'd aboiut the day. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. So what were you thinking about? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. There you go Mr. Smarty pants "Muscus-secreting glands lying deep in the posterior part of the Labia majora; may become blocked and ifected" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. I am so in bro shh Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Broke

    SUV help

    I'm surprised no one's asked yet but.... WHY!?! Need to geta compnay car that fits 7-9 people It's obvious buy a stretched town car Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Watch out when I order the chicken curry from the chineese place Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. You mean act like you are Gay?? That might work too. Use this line. "I would so fuck you, but I am gay." trust me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. If it is in that textbook go nuts. I found it in my EMT textbook, and any gyno should know what it is Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. No. I hope im not the only woman that found his post silly. If a guy cleaned my house, it would make me think "damn my house isn't clean enough for him?" so it would in fact offend me and i would kick the guy out. A guy doing my laundry is just creepy. The only piece of advice you should listen to in his post is to keep your nails neat and clean. Apperance is everything. Keep your hair neat, shave your face, trim your nails. Don't wear wrinkly shirts, if you are going bald shave your head.. give the illusion that you are self assured and in control of your life. Also you need to make the woman think that having sex with you is her idea. Don't seem over eager until she is naked. A kiss is not a fuck unless she is allready naked Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. That will never work... if you do everything thinking you will get laid she will just string you along to get you to do more stuff ergo you no get laid, and she gets everything else she wants. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. Bartholin's gland Whoever answers first without using google wins a mr/mrs/miss smartypants award Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. Bring a 4 year old to a wake. "My daddy has a hairy penis." Yup he was four Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Broke

    crime scene sex

    so lie and say you are wearing nothing but wool socks Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. SHAWING!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Broke

    crime scene sex

    That is some really vibrant imagery. Sunny, so what are you wearing? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. ASk him what item item in question he would like to purchase Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Broke

    crime scene sex

    Yes we all lliked fight club Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Broke

    New or Used?

    I say go with a Subaru Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Broke

    crime scene sex

    Go wherever your heart or your pants desire Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Broke

    crime scene sex

    Well I can always clear my schedule for you sunny Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192