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To treat me like you do When you laid your hands upon me And told me who you are Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Just set up a camera at the dropzone and sell the tapes of the shenanaigans to Discovery channel Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

YOu need a better video editor to make those 2 min last 5 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I can't take credit for that. That was from the Vandals. So what do you do when someone who you don't want to have sex with wants to make you dinner? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

My Uncle parked his van at the Phenix Airport when he went on a trip. On his flight home he got a little too drunk, and couldn't find his Van. He took some other means of transportation home. Reported the Van as stolen. A month later the Airport called him. His van was still in the parking lot there. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Ain't no excersize like Search and rescue in the class A building at the Acadamy. My ass is whipped. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

summer lovin' had me a blast summer lovin' happened so fast met some girl, crazy for me met a guy, cute as can be (that's me) summer days drifted away to oh, well those summer nights tell me more was this Texas or Paris France? tell me more, did you get in her pants? (ah ha ah ha) went to her place, got in her blouse while the roadies demolished her house watched her cable, stole her tv she did my band just the way she did me summer hoes open their does then get grounded for the rest of their life tell me more, did her parents come home? (ah ha ah ha) tell me more, did you call Nome on her phone? (ah ha ah ha) in gay Paris the girls are so chic they don't talk english so they last a whole week german foxes, way too much hair put that wall back so that they stay there here's my adress come stay with me too bad you can't afford to come overseas - tell me more, did you make true love vows? tell me more, what if she finds your house? i got sober that's where it ends so i told her we'd still be friends she was cool, but just like the rest i had to leave her with a phony address "of course i live there, i love you, you fox" (your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box) san francisco, our closing night thought he'd finally met mrs. right bought her flowers, read her my poem said he'd call me the next day at home didn't answer she's with some other dude probably begging out on haight street for food Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

No bad advice that makes it seem that your SO is overbearing and posessive... ie a reasion to persist. Just grow a set and tell him like it is. "No I won't fuck you again," and then kick him in the nuts. That should paint the picture quite clearly. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

If you can bring tandems or AFF students to Z-Hills They used to have a policy of giving jumps if you bring new jumpers. Call them up and ask Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

How about all the free beer you can grab out of the cooler I liked your first offer better.. It's still on the table Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

What did Z-Hills get standards all of a sudden Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

How about all the free beer you can grab out of the cooler Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

The only rule I know about is TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

If you come up I'll give you a massage Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

If internet quarterbacking of a sophisticated business's financial decisions brings you to a really obvious paradox like this, isn't it possible that you're just plain wrong and they know something you don't? So do you know something that I don't? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

The problem is RIAA has been able to muscle people into paying "Pre-Settlement" fines and that is a lot of money. RIAA claims to be in it for the recording artist, but per album sold the artist if they are lucky get 25 cents for the 20 dollars spent. That is 25 cents to split amongs the band and songwriters not to mention the manager. So 19.75 goes to no tallent hacks who ride the coattails of the talented. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

And we are back to business reasons. Which is funny because of the audiance they are worried about losing typically don't have the buying power that the rest of the audiance has... Steriotypically speaking Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

FUCK RIAA I buy my CDs used off of ebay Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Political how? They don't want to lose the democratic listening audiance Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

So is she. She spent 2 years in Korea with the is it the 71st Evoc company? Then Oklahoma watching over the artillary boys play, and now she just got transfered to Md. They even made her a sargent, but no likey her to go to nursing school. They said she would have to go out and do it on her own time bascally. She is presently the Army's version of a Medic. Don't get me wrong you guys are aloud to do things that i can't but your certification outside of the Mil is EMT-B unless you are in the Spec Forces. For some reason 91-W comes to mind, but I might be off by a couple f numbers Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. A homosexual Hermaphrodite? nooo . . . how . . . hmmmm We need to talk. Did we just explode Turtles head? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Can we write Sharpton and Jackson and demand an apology? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

My point is that I hate hypocrites...and the media are all a bunch of fucking mindless puppets looking for a headline at the cost of someone's professional and social life. Then that little thing about freedom of speech....but thank god we had Imus to crucify so we could avoid talking about the real issues in this country for a week. True true... I think one of tho blogspot blogs that were linked actually had some newsworthy stuff on it, but no oner looks at it, because it is all about the raitngs. If americans really want to know what is going on outside our bubble tune in the BBC world news Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

That's it ship them all back to africa and haiti Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Which do you think MSNBC and CBS are interested in most, charity or the 8 advertisers who pulled their ads? Imus wasn't fired for what he said, he was fired because the money got scared. I good PR person could have spun it right to the advertisers. Telling them that the airtime after he comes off of suspension his airtime will be worth more, because he will have an increase in the number of listeners in the swing audiance. Those who don't normally listen, but are now just curious enough to find out what this old white guy is about. Think outside the box and your rewards will be greater Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192