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  1. DO you really need to get your post count up like that? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Zyr is Estonian(sp?). You come up I'll buy the Skyy and we will do a taste test Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. Skyy eww Have you ever has Zyr? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. Has anyone said you are awesome today? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. Thanks, I like them too. For some reason I am thinking you have grown attached to them Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Note to self: Don't waste flowers on Shari; Just bring the tequila. Actually, vodka or rum works much better. I don't like tequila too much. I have a nice bottle of Zyr in my freezer that I am not drinking Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. I like the boobies in your avatar Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Last time I bought it for a signifigant other just because I felt like it. For a friend B-day Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. That would be Skyride's slogan. Wouldn't that be, "Skydive once? Then FUCK OFF!" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. So if you die with a chicken shoved up your ass after falling off a golf cart because you were drinking too much sure will Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Well what is more important than wearing a helmet is not riding like an ass Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. YOu can always buy clothes when you land Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. I jump a Fury 220. Just tell them your balls weigh so much you need a huge canopy to keep a proper wing loading Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. You see now the problem is, is that even in the goverment clearances do not transfer. Our new director of security had to have his whole clearance redone even though he had a higher level clearance from the Department Of Energy. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Whats water training? Of course you realise I am just being sarcastic Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. I love the How not to do 4 way series!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. And then they name you on a lawsuit because their baby is fucked up. People piss me off. I feel sorry for what Ob/Gyns have to go through now Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. A couple of years ago I had to get a new muffler/tailpipe for my old truck. I went to speedy, and it cost me about 75. Of course that is on a domestic vehicle vs an import. Just order a new part from summit racing. Come out to the north fork to do some wine tasting, and I'll install it nice and sleezy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Where all the white women at? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Broke

    What do atheists

    Why don't you sleep with me and find out Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. All the best lines are stolen So who did? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Wear knee pads, and see if you can make some money packing while you are grounded Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. For just little more you can go to Z-Hills and get your A liscence with video of all your jumps, and if you go for their top package you won't have to pay for retries Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. In the Tampa Airport someone left the Kiosk for their flight check in with their CC in it. I chased them down and gave it back to them Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. sorry I guess I'll just have to kiss them instead and sing them soft songs Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192