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    Buy your SO a cookbook. Not the same...I forgot to mention that he must have a six pack and serve me shirtless I hear Skinny's a pretty good cook. He's always got a six pack. Hmmm. I didnt think about that kind of six pack but thats not a bad idea to make my chef serve my drinks all day too! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I will take it off just for you! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Buy your SO a cookbook. Not the same...I forgot to mention that he must have a six pack and serve me shirtless Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I posted before but what the hell www.myspace.com/skydivechick Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I guess I need some new luggage after everyone laughed at my hot pink luggage this weekend. I would like a live in chef to cook for me everyday Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube? Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries? Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors! That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me. I really dont blame you on this one Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    how about warming? Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    who's to say i wont owe... Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Oh, you mean the ones I loaned you and you said you lost them? So when you gonna pay me back? I think I might owe twardo $100 I really should get in on that deal... Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Those are mine, Im glad you found them for me. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I also don't want it in my ass. These are my limitations. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Um no. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Other than the time BZ was curious exactly how I do this... I guess I missed the "watching me shave my virginia is such a turn on" chapter in the foreplay manual. Seriously. By the way, I shave it all--always have. I freaking love the pre-pubescent look, what can I say? No him watch you shave but him shave it for you. Shaved is always best. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Bawahahaha! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now... Cant take it anymore huh? Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Damn it!!! Why, oh why did I accept Scoop's request?!?!?!? You too! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Shoot, I wish I had me a hairy taco for lunch! if its hairy, Im sending it back. There should be no hair in, on or around a taco. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I replied to someone one time that sent me a message "OMG, I cant believe your on here. Im so excited to talk to you, cant wait to catch up" The fucker never bothered me again. I just send some really ramdom shit that make people think Im crazy. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    OMG me too! Are you and Andy related?? No edit: Just because you think of sexual experiences doesnt mean that it was always with different people Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    OMG me too! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)... Ciels- Michele This is true! The girl knows what she is saying Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I'll tell you the same thing I told my boss the first day I started working here... "Fuck you. Get your own fucking coffee. You hired an administrative assistant, not a personal assistant. The next time you put an ad in the paper, and bring someone in for an interview, make sure to tell them what you're really hiring for." And, his response was, "OK... I can get my own coffee." Fuck is my favorite word in this office. And no, I didn't know him before I started working here. I met him for two interviews before he hired me. Thank gawd I work in construction!! I think we were spawn from the same creature... Fuck is my favorite word to yell out at work. I know Im a pottu mouth and I dont care. I did get flowers though. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    Is that young people speak for a nooner? Blues, Dave I wish! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
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    I had steak n' shake. It was yummy! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...