apollard24

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  1. What? Masturbate cuz she's holdin' out on sex again? Oh please. He is usually asleep before I am! man poor wifey i asked her to goto the store but she went to bed lazy ass. See, you just can't get a good women anymore. makes you have to drive a mile to buy beer. How times have changed. And they wonder why we don't want to cuddle after anymore I would have done the same thing she did Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  2. Swing by and drop some off at my house. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  3. At least they've got opposable thumbs. Ducks just have that annoying web. Not much you can do with that. Hmmmm, now you got me thinking about what to do with a web. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  4. I dont like drunken monkey sex. Monkeys dont usually like the toys Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  5. I before e except after c Ive got smileys now. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  6. Umm what's a latter? you mean ladder???? Damn that engrish language. Oh shut up! I'm trying here. LOL Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  7. I'm going to add one more song to my list.... "Collide" by Howie Day Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  8. Cell? did you shank someone? If I was to try to shank someone I would need a step latter to reach. LOL Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  9. that's not funny, I hope Bozo doesn't whip your ass as that song is playing. LOL sorry I have no smileys to include because I'm posting from my cell Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  10. LMAO....Love it! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  11. Have you ever heard Liz Phair's music? She's more hardcore than the spice girls. LOL. Lookup the lyrics for her song "Flower" Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  12. Actually, there is... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!!! LOL...I also have a lot of songs that will jump pump me up in no time. I love listening to Liz Phair for more girl power. :) Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  13. Oh come on! I know your scared to admit it because you might have to hand back your guy card.
  14. makes you melt everytime you hear it? mine would have to be Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  15. Now that's what I'm talking about! I knew we could count on you. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  16. ditto to that! Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  17. what's wrong with your own fingers? Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  18. No Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  19. Well I like beer what can I say Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  20. Im sorry to hear about your broken heart. I read that earlier. I will cheers to you that much love comes your way Just seems like its going around for some reason Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  21. My hair dresser has that exact phone and its REALLY cute! Ofcourse I love hot pink so Im bias. She said there hasnt been any problems with it so far. I have the Palm Treo and I love it but thats not what you were looking for. I really like your choice. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  22. I guess more along the lines of not a big production. A picture taken without a fixed up set, etc. And yes maybe not so made up trying to look sexy. All people are sexy in their own way without having to try so hard. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  23. I think the more natural the picture the sexier. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  24. well they are only talking about exercise programs anyway. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
  25. I can see why you'd want fakies, and having children and breastfeeding can really put a strain on your boobs and well... ruin them. I think having a boob job after having kids to get back what you used to have is a good reason to get them done. Just getting them because you want bigger ones or.. whatever else, seems kind of silly to me. Yeah, padded bras are cheaper. And I own SEVERAL of these! false advertisement! Well I usually tell people I have none and they are padded. Breathe out so I can breathe you in...