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mymasterpiece corporate america at work. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Oh well, I tried. Actually a more serious answer to your question from me is that I would have popped the question to one girl a long time ago if she would of stayed with me. I think that was around 24 or 25. I'd still probably marry this girl given the chance. There is just something about her. Now that I'm a little older I do see myself being able to marry the next girl I'm serious with. I tend not to date people who I just don't find facinating in the first place so when I do date it's usually because I want it to last. I have the disease where girls just love you to death but can't stay with you. Too nice I guess. Then you try not to be too nice and now your an asshole. The girl I said I'd marry, we had a long discussion one day and this is what I don't get. me: you know i'd stay with you forever if we got together. her: I know and I know you are a great guy, I wish I could feel the same way you do, but I don't and I hate that I don't. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Not fly off when you are driving at them at about 30-40mph. I swear the other day if I didn't swerve I would have hit the little bastard. This has happened twice this week and in the same spot. I think these damn birds have it out for me or something. "Lets see if we can get him to crash". I'm not swerving next time dangit. ok ok, I will swerve, but what the heck. Bold little bastards. Had me laughing pretty good the first time. I was just like holy crap that little bastard just stared me down and I lost. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I can't belive no one has asked you yet. Since I'm in the range of men that wants to get married well ummm Will you marry me? Skymama's #2 stalker -

what day is it? what time? huh? I think I missed something somewhere. Skymama's #2 stalker -

BRILLIANT!!!! I strapped a digital camera to my chest strap and hit the record button on my first helicopter jump. It worked out great. However when I tried it for an actual freefall of length it worked, but forget keeping anyone in the frame. Must have a great mic on it though because you can hear me both times screaming clear as day. Skymama's #2 stalker -

http://www.savetoby.com you want a bunny story you got one! Skymama's #2 stalker -

I froze my ass off in my house this winter because natural gas prices were high. My room was toasty because of the small electric heater I had though. Gas bill never made it over $70. I cook mostly all my meals. I actually don't really cook meals tuesday and thursday and sometimes friday. I eat yogurt, bannana, cottage cheese, two eggs and some toast. Cheap meals. I've started making my other meals I cook last longer. I try not to take any unneccessary trips, combine errands and stuff. And most recently I have gone to having my hair buzzed to save money and well summer is comin and who needs all that hair in the summer, what little I have. We shall see how the air conditioner situation goes this summer. I have a new roommate so I can no longer cause uncomfortable conditions just to save some dough. His money is helping as well.

I see, so you've been this way your whole life. Skymama's #2 stalker -

there goes your wait wait. ahhh nothing. Skymama's #2 stalker -

it's shiny red!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

Nahhhh, but I do hear that we all are aliens because aliens put brains in our heads while our skydiving cat scratched a boob. Skymama's #2 stalker -

dude the picture of the clouds at sunset is awesome!!! I was told once when you see clouds like that be afraid because they don't look like that for no reason. Lots of unstable air being pushed around to form those. Hence the tornadoes that probably came from those bad boys. Nice to meet you, as soon as the jumps started I just remember packing and jumping. Skymama's #2 stalker -

sorry, Atlanta is closed on the weeknights. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Wait wait, I forgot the one where I was shot with a bb gun in the upper left thigh. Good thing I moved at the last second. Well they had to do exploratory surgery to get the little guy out and I had a nice little hole I had to pack every other day. edit: get your damn minds out of the gutter, the bb was the little guy and the hole was in my damn leg. I know you people were thinking otherwise. Skymama's #2 stalker -

No way. Chicks dig scars!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

hmmmm as a youngin I receive many many stitches in the head. Older brother pushed me into a glass table corner, hit me in the head with a golf club, drop me on my face. I had an accident on my dirt bike that I bit almost completely through my tongue and received stitches in the chin. 3rd degree burns when I was about 7 from dragging a pot of boiling homemade soup down on myself. The soup was renamed to skin soup. Yummyy!!!!! Rope burn on my right hand from homemade zip line. Broke my left wrist. Broke my left ankle, swing I was on broke -- yeah I might have had something to do with it soooooo, that was a screw that has been taken out. Hyper extended my right knee wrestling. Jacked the hell out of my left shoulder when I fell on my roadbike, non-motor, which I also received second degree burns road rash on my left shin and back of my left arm, tricep area. Shoulder took over a month of physical therapy to fix, but it was worth it. Oh I almost forgot, my finger tips were smashed when I was about 7 or 8 from having them in the tracks of a garage door and having the door shut over them. Yeah that hurt. Also had my right index crushed by a piece of wood, but nothing broke. Had a trailor hitch come down super close to my boys. Think I just got some major bruising from that. My medical records are thick as crap. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I just yell out serenity now SERENITY NOW!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

I knew they made the keyboards like that, and I'm still unsure how they work, but didn't think they would come up with everything else. Why not though. My biggest question is what happens when I leave my hands on the homerow. Do you have to search and peck with these keyboards? I've not found any answer to that question since I guess no one owns one yet. Skymama's #2 stalker -

All true. I've heard a few people tell me of the pointy end. I actually have experienced such a thing, but thankfully my jumpsuit kept them from impailing into my skin. Skymama's #2 stalker -

My alien brain doesn't make my human body human then??? I think my head is going to explode from this revelation. I can feel it expanding as we speak. Or is that the aliens trying to kill me before I tell to many people the secret. Damn you aliens!!!! Sons of beotches!!!! dildos!!!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

In Georgia they are not supposed to do them close to major population areas as when they happen 911 usually lights up. There was one not to long ago that made the news and as I recall they said the pilot broke some rule but it wasn't on purpose. I think this probably holds true for most metro areas. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I used to live on Edwards Airforce base!!!! Big diff in sonic boom and earthquake, but I do remember a few times where things would kind of shake a bit from a sonic boom, but you really didn't hear a boom, more of a rumble like thunder. I miss the hell out of sonic booms. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I miss those booms, but I was in Socal. I say there is nothing wrong with being a little on the jumpy side. I noticed these days I tend to be a little more on my guard and seem to jump at more things than usual. It can be embarassing at times, but I get a laugh at myself as well. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Can you take her in to get her shaved down a bit. She will probably love it and you wouldn't have so much hair to deal with. Skymama's #2 stalker -