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    I don't think snakes drink milk. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Anyone who has said that, has never encountered a green tree python or emerald tree boa Maybe they just meant they don't bite for no reason. Not that poisonous ones will, but they tend to defend themselves a little more rapidly than a non poisonous one. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    troll Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    I think you become a douche. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Sorry to hear this. I can't really imagine the rage you have. With a newborn I'd be even more pissed. What if that was your baby outside playing and they attacked. I'd say invest in a bear trap, but that could lead to one of you other cats getting killed by accident. Not to mention I'm not sure what the legalities of having a bear trap on your property are. Maybe a friend from out of town could pay a visit to said animals. If animal control doesn't care about them now why should they care when the dissappear? Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Nuts!! I like nuts. Peanuts, walnuts, I dont like cashews though they drive me CRAZY! Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a round room. I died there. They buried me up on the hill and planted a flower and it's roots grew down down deep and tickled my nose and it drove me nuts. nuts!! I like nuts. Peanuts, walnuts, I don't like cashews though they drive me CRAZY! Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a round room. I died there. They buried me up on the hill and planted a flower and it's roots grew down down deep and tickled my nose and it drove me nuts. nuts!! I like nuts. Peanuts, walnuts, I don't like cashews though they drive me CRAZY! Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    ban him !!!! then kill him !!!! then kill his family !!!!! I think they did that but then he came back each time. I think they even killed him in space but alas he still came back. I think we even let Freddy have a go, still came back. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Snakes are cool. I don't like the poisonous ones, but I will leave them alone if they leave me alone. I killed a rattlesnake when I lived in CA for pretty much no reason and ever since then decided to leave them alone. Ummm someone here said non poisonous snakes don't bite. I can tell you that is not true. I believe king snakes will bite you if you are not nice handling them. I hear it feels like a very strong pinch and that you really don't want it to happen. It is actuall illegal in many states to kill any snake, poisonous or not. I know in GA it carries a nice fine. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    stupid noisy inconsiderate neighbors suck donkey balls!!!! I like the idea to turn your speakers up when you work during the day. As far as calling cops, don't call and say they are making noise, call and say you heard someone trying to get into your apartment. They won't come for a noise call but will for a home intrusion. When they show up say maybe it was someone from there mistaking your door for theirs or something. Stupid noisy neighbors piss me off!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    I asked at the dz today and I believe I have one more. Not positive. How many are we up to now since I'm not sure if the list has been kept up or not. I think I count 6. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Not that damn Conundrum, the older stuff. Last time I asked for it at the store they said the only bottle they had was $135. They mentioned nothing of screw cap, hell I might have tried it. Everyone knows the best wine comes in a box though with a spout already attached!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    only girls drink those wines ok... wtf... this is at least the third thread that you've insulted my manhood... I'm thinking that perhaps I'm just too much man for you... and accordingly you feel obligated to strike me down... in the hopes of building yourself up... or it could be that you're just being a jerk... Dude it is about time. I couldn't help but throw the girly reference in again to one of your posts. I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU MAN. Feel free to get me back whenever you can. Oh and I drink australian whites cuz they are cheap and usually easy to drink. I used to love me some reds, merlot and cabernet but those just aren't the same as a good cheap aussie white. I still would love to have me a glass of conundrum. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Have you ever taken a packing class?? It's frustrating at the beginning and I used to think the same thing as you. I was told I didn't have to flake between my c and d lines. The most helpful thing for me sorting out those lines was to cheat with the slider. I use the slider to get all the A and B lines seperated from the C and D lines. I still do that. I agree with others, lines on inside fabric on outside. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    So you know about the spiders then. Good. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    drink water, water and ummmm water. Make yourself puke even. Then drink some more water. Take some advil or whatever you take for pain and then drink some more water. Watch out for the tiny spiders in the water. They will get into your stomach and multiply. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    only girls drink those wines Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    I drink Snapple pink lemonade. I never questioned what it was made of since they say it's made from the best stuff on earth. Pink, best stuff, what could that be???? Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    So I have not had a motorcycle license, ever, and state farm quoted me roughly 400 a year. Ummm I wonder if they would quote you way less given your experience. Couldn't hurt to make a phone call. I stand by my statement. Progessive sucks donkey balls!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Jesus Progressive pisses me off. I ditched those sons of bitches 2 years ago. They gave me the same price they gave you. So I gave up even thinking I could own a decent bike. Then when I recently switched to State Farm I inquired how much they charge and got a quote of like 40 a month for full coverage on a 2000-2003 gsxr 750. I gave them a few year models to check just to make sure. Stay away from Progressive!!!!!!! You want the number of my agent I can give it to you, just ask. Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    DO NOT GET ON THE ROAD AND DRIVE - it is dangerous.. They have roads in TEXAS??? Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    7mph towing your fat ass Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    Ummm that could be a bad idea with karma. She is so strong she could pull a car at like 10mph. She'll have you doing 50 in no time and then stop. You'll go flying, it won't be pretty. Hope you are wearing pads. You should hang out at that college. College chics dig military men. They know you won't be around for long so you can get all the sluty ones. I know you want the sluts Skymama's #2 stalker -
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    If you sped up maybe it wouldn't take an hour and a half. duh!! Your chances of any girls at the college have just been eliminated. They looked at you and said ummmm that is one ugly chic. Skymama's #2 stalker -