bbarnhouse
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Ummmmmm what now you want me to take my temperature with that thing? Ummmm ok....but you're gonna owe me......just like in prison.
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Well yes...but he really was trying to convince me it was an anaconda.....but dayummm that was the largest snake I had ever felt.....I mean seen.....I mean....I did get an A ....wonder if it had anything to do with my snake charming ability?
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OMG and man I thought to my self......self....there be whales in here!
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Why thank you Sudsy that's the nicest thing anyone has said all day......I have to correct you tho cuz I ain't no ho! I'm a hussy! A brazen Hussy in fact!!! Course I just graduated from the Airwhore Acadamy.....there was this teacher there his name was Steve....wow I think he was your twin, then again he was ever so much ummm...nevaa mind....
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man boobies? You have Man boobies? Oh yeah babay.....Clay oh Clay??????
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*BB sings easy come now....easy go... Now serving # 2,634
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Dreams are a WISH your heart makes.......bwahhhhhhhh
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Um yeah that's a sure fire B^2 repellant!
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Yeah it was disappointing!! Tis ok we'll make up fot it in Eloy. As to the soldiers.....they are just afeeeerd of skydiving!! bwahhhhhhhhh
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Steve......You suck! Here I am unable to be Jettisonable_Cargo and you are rubbing salt into the wounds.....and I am NOT talking salt peter either! HUMPH!
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Don't you mean techno gone Mad? Let us not forget the neighbor and his lovely techno!!!
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Oh Wendy! That was lovely! thank you for the gift!!! I am so excited for you and look forward to lots of merry jumps with you in Eloy. You da bomb babay!' xoxox B^2
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Sure........My money is on....LOU! bwahhhhhhhh
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Yeah but not if they are taped to the tail of an otter or to the beacon
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Bwahhhhhhh yeah and....the tail on the otter goes back and forth back and forth back and forth all through the sky....... The beacons on the landing area go round' and round', round' and round', round and round'.....
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BB lifts an eyebrow and thinks to herslelf....the only two tools a lil' lady needs....Duct Tape and WD-40...
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Uh huh...think...Mission Impossible! yes....you saw me crying in the chapel!!!
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BB salutes and sings....Oh say can you see......
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Seb you don't show up and you will see a wrath such as God has never seen! y'all know 'bout PMS right? Permanant Moody Shit? multiply That by 100 and that will be MY reaction.....maybe indeed! HUMPH Seb SUCKS! (but in the nicest way....)
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Bwahhhhhhh! you keep your tiger in those TI double G rrrrr freefly pants of yours.....
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The early morns you will be in need of gloves and neck warmers. I suggest layering your clothing. It will warm up as the day progresses. Thanks for all the jump tickets Muenkel....you da bomb baby and ummmm could ya put some money on my account over at Square2? xoxox BB Quote
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Smack water jack he had a shot gun!! Aggie Dave you hunka hunka burnin' Texan!! I'm gonna put my boots on just for one night and we will kick it up!
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No worries......this is Planet Eloy! Bring sunscreen, sunglasses, gloves for the early morning loads
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Why yes I did The Devil went to Eloy he was looking for a heart to steal, he was in a bind cuz he was behind....
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Bwahhhhhhhhh!! Last time I saw him....Last time I saw my honey, last time I saw him he was....____ bound and as I waved goodbye he said "Don't cry honey I'm commin' back come rain or shine...."