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Happy Birthday Kris. I'llhelp you kill Opie when we see him. I'm really gald he wasn't the one wishing me Happy Birthday. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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That sounds like a plan. Hey, Conway, we're coming to your place for dinner. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Ahhh, a woman who knows how to eat steak Past Md.Rare and it is BURNT Works for me.
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Thanks Conway. Now I'm hungry again and it's only 8:20. I'll take one bloody (knock his horns off, wipe his nose and slap his a$$ on the plate) with a loaded potato and bleu cheese dressing, please. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Sweetie you couldn't have come off your feet if you had been forced to. I do remember you falling to the couch though. AGAIN, I'm really sorry but I told you two I'd had it. I like the caressing softly idea much better fter the 500 million smacks I got that day. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Lori, He is so handsome with his haircut. Give him hugs and kisses from me when you see him. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Leave it to you to turn my inocent thread to sex. Love ya Conway. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I'm sorry, my camera was on as I was doing video of a tandem but I just dropped it and stared in shock. All you can hear is me saying "Oh my God he's dead" I'm really glad I was wrong. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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AGREED...life is good right now thankfully.
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Those were really good steaks too! Ok, I'd say I was hungry but I'm just not. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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NTS...follow that advice next time. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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My boss gave out 3.70 oz Snicker bars this morning for some reason. I stuck mine in my little freezer and just finished eating it. OMG, it was amazing. I haven't eaten one in years because I'm really trying not to gain any more weight so I didn't even look at the calorie count until I'd finished it. Yes, I ate the entire thing then looked to see that one bar was really 3 servings. 510 calories 210 fat calories 24 grams total fat So what do you indulge in that is obviously not good for you but tastes like pure heaven? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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What's the biggest speeding ticket you've ever gotten?
mouth replied to unformed's topic in The Bonfire
My last ticket was the day I turned 18 over 20 years ago. Now when I get pulled over I just talk my way out of it. -
I've always driven fast. Generally 85 in a 70. We won't even talk about what I drive in a 55. Maybe that is why I like to skydive so much. It is an extension of the wind in my hair going 85 down the highway. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Funny how Dan rememberd my name every time I was there even if it had been 6 months. He always had a smile and a hug for me. What a great man. Soar free Dan. You will be missed terribly. Does anyone have info on where to contact family with condolences? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Clay, hon, You KNOW I don't need a gun to put you on your knees. Back off -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Oh, stop. For everyone who doesn't know, Lisa The Brave took me to Kaiser SoCal (where I got my brand new Kaiser SoCal number) when I broke my ankle last year at Perris. She is tough and funny, and the best chaperone to the ER anyone could ask for. She is the best friend anyone could ask for at a time like that or any other time. Thank you for the compliment JP. You know I'd help whenever I possibly could but thankfully YOU were NOT bleeding at all...just hurting. The hurting I could talk through with you, the bleeding I couldn't. That said Doug wasn't bleeding that I saw but I did what needed to be done. Grabbed a rig. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Doug, I went out and gathered rigs but trust me you don't want me working on you if you are hurt. You bleed, I puke. You were talking telling us all sorts of stuff and said something to me...of course you know I'll blackmail you with it later. I'm so glad you are going to be ok. Now you must promise me a few things. This is the mother in the group talking....deal with it. 1. If you ever see you are going to be pushing it getting to the main landing area choose another out. There were literally tons of places by the runway that you could have made a safe toggle turn with ample altitude to land safely and someone would have picked you up. NOT in an ambulance. 2. If that is not possible PLEASE start doing flat turns up HIGH. Practice them often. See how much alti you loose with each turn then use those turns if you must. Again, realize that the best situation would have been not to get into that situation. A flat turn right at the tents would have saved you lots of pain. 3. If all else and you have no other choice do the downwinder, but gosh choose a day when the winds aren't 20+ . I'm still very glad you did the downwinder rather than toggle turning it right in front of me. I like my friends and want you to be here for a long time to come.
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Stay away from my daughters. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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LMAO...I have one that is almost 16. I've told several I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it on them. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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RoamingDZ.com Mountain Boogie Oct. 15-17,Revised
mouth replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Actually I can't do the Farm thing because they looked at my schedule and figured out every w/e that I have my kids they would do the boogie. Being a little over 3 hours fromthem home alone is scary thus I'll stay home this w/e. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. -
Y'know. Some good (Non-Violent) stuff happened at the Mtn Boogie too!
mouth replied to RastaRicanAir's topic in The Bonfire
How many people can you fit on a 4 wheeler? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. -
RoamingDZ.com Mountain Boogie Oct. 15-17,Revised
mouth replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I'll do a write up tonight for you and hopefully we can get it sent in ASAP. We'll need some pics if anyone has them. Hey Lee...I still want a copy of the video you did yesterday for us. Thanks for a great time Spence. Hugs and Kisses to all. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. -
Doug, if you didn't want to eat breakfast with me again you could have just said so. Actually, I'm going to be your mother here and say it is good you went downwind rather than turn so low but next time PLEASE plan ahead and don't get into that spot again. You scared the crap out of me. Hope you heal up fast. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Remmie baby, thank you so much for reminding me. I totally forgot. What would I do without you? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.