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    You mean as in shower? Some diamonds require more than a shower to be polished up. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    A diamond in the rough is better than no diamond at all. Of course one all polished up is always a girl's favorite. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    HUM, is Santa an egotistical self centered meanie? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Much love and hugs sweetie. Thank you, Mikey. You did well. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    It's scumbag....not bastids -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Just don't frighten the poor chia pet. It might shrink into a corner. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I wonder if a diamond chia pet sprouts Diamonds? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I'll make sure to tell the Mrs. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Bwahhhhhhhh well around here...noise is not necessarily a bad thing if ya catch my drift And just what are you trying to hide there? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Think Onan generator Life is good. Oh, so good. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    So when one opens the present and plays with the package the batteries are already there! SWEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Do they come as part of the package? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Ummmmm batteries? Hope they are energizers. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Indubitably and supposedly a girls best friend WOW, a best friend that lasts forever. What more can a girl ask for? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    wait...wait...wait....that's a fallacy...don't get me involved here...... You are already in the pot so mix it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I'm not sure how much pressure that lump of coal has been under....it may have turned to a diamond! So is it true that diamonds last forever? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Well I do have a question about that. See a diamond is really nothing more than a hunk of coal...so all the special wrap in the world aint gonna change that. What else does a diamond have to offer...I mean it might be shiney and purdy and all...but isn't it still a hunk of rock? It's a pretty hard rock though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I guess the paper gets left for the morning after cleanup detail. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    You mean like wild sex? OOPS, sorry about that error. Now what do we do with the paper? What about the "package"? Anyone want it? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    OK, I have it. Pretty holographic paper that reflect the light tied up with a multicolored bow so all the light reflects. Paper needs to be strown all over the room...sorta like clothes when you are having wild sex. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Well not really, but I do have some ideas about unwrapping We have to figure out what to wrap him in first before we can unwrap him. One step at a time sweetie. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Happy Birthday, Jason. May all your dreams come true. HUGS -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Probably, but aren't Diamonds worth it? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I wonder what kind of paper and ribbon? HUMMMMM....bright shiny silver with a pretty red bow? Any ideas? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    No hijacking. Just simple enjoyment. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.