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Probably the latest one I can sorta remember was about 2 years ago when I was fist learning to skydive. We were all crashing at the DZ that night so 4 of us finished off the beer ( I had paid a case and so had someone else plus the various extras floating)in both fridges then found a bottle of Jaegarmeister (sp) and finished it off. At some point that night Doc also had a thing going with a bottle of tequila where you had to say what he said ( tonguetwister) to drink. I am way to good at that for my own good. Needless to say first load was very late the next morning. I didn't feel sober until way into the next night. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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When I drink I tend to flirt lots, laugh way more than I should at things that aren't funny (sorry Clay I couldn't help laughing even if you killed me), I am not above volunteering to drive especially if you'll let me have a drink while I'm doing it, and I generally love everyone after about 4 or 5 drinks. (Guys just cause I love ya doesn't mean I want to have sex with you no matter how I am dressed.) That siad maybe Skyrose best look after me rather than the other way around. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I'll be there in about 6 hours for leftovers...YUM. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Sorry but my ex was helpless so go figure. If the shoe fits I say wear it. Thanks for the hand there Deuce. Hum...wonder if Sebazz is ticklish Now that would be fun. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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OMG Deuce I so remember watching that on Sunday nights right before the Six Million Dollar Man. We only got 3 channels total. As for the smoozing I simply told my family that when my girls left at noon on Christmas Day I had to leave too. They'll be with their Dad until I get back so everything is taken care of. I didn't tell and they don't ask. F1Freak you know they aren't going to be home so stop trying to make us feel sorry for you. You also know that you want to come so you would have an excuse to get out of anything planned. YEAH....Michelle is coming. First jump is on me!!!! Payback for the great recipes. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Note to self.... When in Eloy smack Sebazz. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I plan on buying the beer truck. I am starting a list so I can check off my accomplishments as I go. Ok, now I'm all excited again. At this rate I may never make it to Christmas. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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OK Deuce, I'm going to hold you to it. We have a "date" on the bar of the CASA or whatever. Wait....can I still do it if I don't have a camera??? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Chill Deuce I just complimented you in another thread so lighten up. I wasn't questioning his manliness, but his maturity level. To rephrase be an adult about it. Better? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Then Deuce...you ROCK MAN. The only other person I know who does that is Eric Deren. I doubt I could hang on but it would be cool to try. The worst that could happen is I would fall off -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I honestly can't see why walking the trash bag to the dumpster is that difficult . Are your legs broken? Will you get lost going there? If not then just take the trash out and be a man about it. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Deuce, I have no idea when it was but Nathan was jumping with Sebazz and Michelle and a few others. Someone kept rolling to the bar under the plane but I don't know who and everytime I asked Nathan I got the "that's Sebazz". (FYI...it was late at night...you figure out the rest) I can't wait to jump with everyone. I'm even looking for a second rig just so I can jump more. WAHOO! . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Mark...I never did eat mine this morning. I can't imagine why! You gotta love these guys and their twisted sense of humor. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Sebazz, Anything else you want to tell us that B^2 has forgotten? Trust me she isn't looking (Lisa looks behind her to make sure). BTW...Saw some of your video with Nathan the other night. You guys are soooooo funny. Are you always that excited? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I like to think I have my priorities fairly straight. What do you think??!! . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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The makeover sounds great. I would love to have something like that done, but I spend all my spare money on jumping and rigs and stuff. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I am really having trouble keeping a straight face here and eating breakfast is impossible. So obviously everyone is in a good mood today. What's up? Anyone want to share why they are all so excited? I'll go first. Work has been fairly easy this week. My kids are behaving nicely. Everyone seems to catch on to the new concepts I'm teaching. My daughters have been angels and my ex husband hasn't hassled me in over a week. life is good. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone!! Do ya'll have any idea what you have done to my daily bagel and coffee routine? Every time I go to take a bit I start laughing and can't stop. If I can't stop I cant eat. If I don't eat I'll starve. (A few pounds wouldn't hurt but still) If I starve I'll die. Ok, so much for being dramatic but I have a feeling I'm in a silly mood today. Watch out! . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Remember the good times always. You are in my thoughts and prayers. {{{{{hugs}}}}} . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Welcome Blade. Obviously you've met the CREW. They are quite entertaining on the Non American thread. Hang out with us and get your daily dose of sub culture. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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All I can say is thank God you left out many details. I'll admit to being involved in only so much. The rest you will have to provide proof. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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If it's sh*t I'm going to call it sh*t. If you don't like it then it is tough sh*t. Did I say that???? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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You've never seen any pictures either so don't even try it pal. I haven't even posted my belly ring, so there . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Good for you Dave. Maybe you can pull her away from the dark side. Andrea knows I'm kidding as NONE of us were very good the last time we jumped together. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Wend... We arrive on the 25th so I think we should all be settled by the 28th. Wahoo...count me in for food. My second favorite pasttime. Hey, Bets, YOU ROCK yet again. . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.