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  1. I admit I speed, but I have only had one ticket in my life and that was on the day I turned 18. You need to either learn not to speed or figure out how to get out of the tickets. If I had 3 tickets in a year I think I would learn how to slow down because obviously you don't know how to get out of them. Good luck with the lawyer, but slow down. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  2. Where is mine???? I hope it didn't get lost. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Car towed.

    I am glad I didn't fall for that one -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  4. No, I was serious. Click on the link at the bottom of Pam's post. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  5. Pammi or Freaksis will fix you up. You simply must have one as a conversation starter. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Car towed.

    Honestly Andrea, if we didn't like you we wouldn't pick on you. Of course the fact that you are so gullible helps!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  7. Chuck, hon, read my post again when you are sober!!!! You are SO funny. 22 more days until Delta is going to have nightmares!!!!!!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  8. He's not my rigger but it is neat to see the people whose butt he has saved. Perry T saved my butt once and I don't care what he drinks it was worth it...IMHO -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  9. You should have booked 40 days ago when I did. $290 out of ATL which is about average. Sorry but I'm not driving with you so good luck. I don't even like the drive to ATL much less the drive across TX even when I lived both places!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Car towed.

    And how would you know this Dave? Tried out the suspension on the van or something????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  11. Boys, are you bored tonight?? Maybe you should clean your rooms or something. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    The color of money

    it's about time we got with the program. Even the countries in the Caribean have cooler money than we do. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    New Ideas?

    Now we know where your name comes from!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  14. The whole James Bond thing where they cut the guy's hand off to use the ID screening door opener....nasty -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  15. I have two degrees....a BS in Sociology and a T-4 Middle grades certification. I can support myself in the fashoin I have become accoustomed to thankfully. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  16. Ok, I have been told to lengthen my lines because my canopy doesn't fly in full flight with my fingers in the toggles. This has changed my flare to where it is below my waist which is often low so I don't always finish my flare. Any suggestions?? I'm not sure I follow your verbal description to check the length (I am a visual learner ) -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Tandem Cutaway

    We've had them at SD ATL before. Dennis had one the jump before I did my level 3 tandem with him. At least I know he knew what to do to fix it. It was a perfect bowtie. The video was rather cool too since they did the slow motion so you could watch it flip through. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  18. Remind me not to loose a bet with you!!! You are definitely not a cheap date either. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  19. Been there several times when I worked for the airlines. Not fun, but definitely an adrinaline rush to say the least. You haven't lived until you have evacuated an aircraft via the slide. It was pretty wild to see the terror in peoples eyes when there was a small problem but we secured the cabin just to be safe. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  20. I sleep in 2 sets of hoops every night, and have ever since I got divorced and bought them as my divorce presents. They were very heavy at first but now I'm used to them. I do try to remember to take them off when I jump as a line could easily get caught in the "C" of the bottom ones and rip my ear off. My old necklace was longer and always wound up in the back of my neck. Go figure. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  21. I enjoy his little updates. Somehow I can just see him in my mind saying everything he writes. I like the fact that he denotes how many saves he has thus far. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  22. I just got a new one about a month ago. For some strange reason it gets caught on my bottom hoop earring in my left ear I have to get it unstuck before I head in search of coffee. I know some greek god must do this to me LOL -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  23. Beer...I can guzzle two or three then nurse one every hour for the rest of the night. Screwdrivers...I never want to see again after this past weekend Scotch...keep my glass full Wine...give me the bottle and I'm happy all night -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  24. I didn't know you were that cheap All yo skydivers can afford her now....and to think you all thought she was out of your reach. Just picking girl...next time go for the wallet! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  25. Hum...wonder if they should put a requirement to hold a D license before you go any further up the Pooh Bah ladder?? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.