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  1. Bring hundreds! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    300-way news???

    Watch it pal or I'll come after you too. If you kids don't start playing nice I'm going to have to seperate you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    300-way news???

    So I am going to assume you are a world record holding FFer with exceptional skills. Come on...give us a break and try to get along with everyone even if not everyone flies in your preferred manner. We are all still skydivers, unless you've changed your official title. Personally I think it is wonderful every load when you jump, do whatever you wish, land safely and have the opportunity to do it all again. Best of luck to the 300 way participants. Here is wishing you safe jumps, beautiful formations, soft docks, terrific tracks, and happy landings. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  4. Well, everyone can just save the hugs for me. 8 more days of work, a couple days home with my girls doing Christmas, and then....ELOY here I come! Christmas twice and one wild New Years! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Tit-ee bar(NSFW)

    One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  6. What were you jumping? Was anything different about your equipment...main....rig....gloves? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    No Life

    Well I have a life it just revolves around my children right now. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  8. Don't you know it hon! I say face it he is lost, has stopped for beer and is sitting drunk somewhere. Go out for a sleigh ride in the snow so something. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  9. I still jump at Skydive Atlanta where I did my first tandem. Thanks Howard! I have jumped at several other DZs in the area but SD ATL has the best landing area and some of the old people are still there. Those that have left I can usually find at one of the other DZs. I used to run into many of my home DZ friends while at Deland. Howard now owns and operates SD Flagler Beach so I even snuck in a cool beach jump with him for #300. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  10. Honey, he is a male, thus he refuses to stop and ask directions so he's driving around within 2 blocks of your house and can't find it! AT some point he'll go into a convenience store to buy berr and may slip in he is looking for your manor house in hopes the Iranian clerk has a clue what he is talking about and will offer directions without him actually having to ASK!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  11. As usual you leave us spellbound. Thanks for the flight
  12. Somehow a cheap hooker just does not make up for some SOB trying to kill you IMHO. Glad you made it and thank you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  13. Mine is still not here , but I really hope to get it before I leave for Eloy. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  14. I'll be in Eloy with Wendy and all the others having a wonderful time. I don't have a date so I guess I'm going alone; however, I don't plan on being alone cause I'll be with all you guys and gals. 19 more days and counting! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  15. My point was everyone made you feel part of the group so why shuld this year be different? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  16. Didn't you go last year? If so then I see no reason not to go this year. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  17. Good one B^2...I forgot to take into account my bones! Also it is BITCH not SLUT. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  18. There are quite a few LARGE vehicles around here; however, I did conform slightly when I purchased a Toyota Highlander. It is a V6 and gets 22-30 MPG, is a good place to sleep at the DZ (my air matterss fits perfectly), and she is cute too! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  19. Well I already knew that but I honestly didn't need to to tell me! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  20. I chose college and a civilian job (basically my dad forbid me from going ROTC in college). I do appreciate everything that the guys and gals who serve our country.... YA'LL ROCK! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    R U A Flirt ?

    Who me? Now, hon, what would have ever given you that idea?? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  22. Being from the South... "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett Butler "TRUTH...You can't handle the truth." Jack Nicholson "I was thinking righ here on the counter" Tom Cruise "In the ladies room?" Kelly McGillis -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Playfull mood

    I don't drive through Kentucky much but it is ALWAYS nice to know someone in case you get caught....not that I would ever do anything wrong. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    TG on the mend

    That was sweet of you. Give her a {{{hug}}} from us. Heal quickly TG! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  25. I was born in a small town here in GA. Moved to Statesboro, GA (college) Atlanta, GA Dallas/Fort Worth, TX Ft. Lauderdale, FL Now I'm right back where I started from. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.