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don't smoke, never have, never will. My favorite has to be the one you smoked a very long way away from me. I even make those smoking move at the DZ when we are all sitting around chatting cause I can't stand the smell. I'm so glad you can no longer smoke on domestic flights too. Just my opinion, do as you please but please don't subject me to it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Well, I tried to get those left coasters to do a Right Coast Official boogie but you know how that goes. Guess for Officially Unofficial we do a damn good job. Even without anyone coming from the left coast we have quite the crowd, plus the best party monkeys. Right Big Daddy?? Now, you boys behave or I'll be forced to apply spankings all around. CM, nothing wrong with your BOOM toys, mine are just as fun though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Kris, It is Ms. Bitch to you and don't forget it. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Face it. Skydivers are more dangerous on the ground than they ever could be in the air. Hope you are feeling better soon. Keep it elevated as that will reduce the swelling which causes lots of the pain. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Compared to the guys we are sweethears. Trust me on this one. Think good thoughts on the weather. If all else fails we'll have to start our nig noggery early. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Michele, That was just too funny. I can actually picture you in your place screaming at that coon. I do agree with Dave though as they can carry many diseases and can be dangerous. He can leave a nasty bite mark if he feel threatened. If I'm not mistaken he can carry rabies too. Be careful and watch your girls. (Yes, I live in the sticks too.) Glad you are ok and the bandit is gone. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Buf of course I've been to Raeford before. How do you think we met??? Kris, Nobody is buying that crap from you. Just bring the beer. For those counting....it's 4. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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OK, then you may call me "little".
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OK, SM1 and CM you have your orders for my 3 cases. 5 more days. Yes! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Rans, Be nice to me after I went to all the trouble to mail you that picture. Actually I'm not that little you are just TALL. Tell the person in charge that you being anywhere except Perris in May is unacceptable. Give him my number if he needs clarification and I'll gladly update him. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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OH, REALLY. And which part might that be? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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625:4:0 625 sq ft of tile grout sealed with waterproofing. 4 fun jumps Sat in 80 degree weather. 2 with newbies who actually taught me a thing or two. One solo to play with my sit. One 3 way with a guy getting his coaches rating. He needed to play around with fall rates which was fun. No beer owed. I'm saving it for next weekend when I plan to owe at least 3 cases. Oh, and one dinner date with a friend postponed (sorry, I'll make it up to you I promise) due to my grandmother calling me 14 time within the 4 hours I was at the DZ on Sat. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Night jumps...no thanks I'll watch though. I'm sure you'll find a monkey or two that will play with ya. Shall I add you to the for sure list???? Come on, you know you don't want to miss this. Oh, LeRoy is that better??? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Cindee....it is Deuce before he retired from the Force. Michele was correct so she gets to personally attack someone. Never gonna happen. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Michele is correct. It is JP. My what a hunk
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We all know without video it simply didn't happen. We'll do our best to provide; however, anything at the CMS&L is off limits to video. THANK GOD -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Make sure to get beer for me please Chuckie. I guess it is now 3 cases. One for new DZ (assuming weather will agree to allow me to jump this time, one for 400, and one to rescue my cuzzie. Best make one Yuingling, one Corona with LIME, and one of whatever else. Don't forget or we'll be hitting the store like we did last time which was entertaining but expensive. Oh, what does Kate drink??? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Bets, I'm afraid the nig noggery meter will peg out this upcoming weekend in Raeford. 23 of DZ.com's finest will be raising the bar and setting the standard for years to come. Of course I'll be more than happy to nig with all the rest of ya'll in Perris to see if we can possibly raise the standard even higher during memorial Day. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Andrea, You really didn't think Marc was being serious in helping you fight the guys off now did you? Get real....that was his way of encouraging them. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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See Jessica...no excuse. BTW...Sunshine is on the list but who knows if she's still coming. Cocomonkey....I've got the beer handled if Chuck does as he is asked, and you follow through with making sure he does. Do I need to bring the heavy guns to liberate it? I have a large kitchen knife that might do the trick. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Don't count on it JP. BTW...I'm glad Lizzie moved to your place Fri afternoon cause she was getting on my nerve earlier. I wish you would teach her some manners as she threw several sets of papers my kids did in the trash so she wouldn't have to look at them. She obviously hates integrade too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Mouth Phree Merrick Pammi SkyMonkeyONE and Billybob Kris Sunshine SlotPerfect PLFKing CoconutMonkey LeRoy Raefordite and Lil' King TonyT MattM LouDiamond Droopy Amy Jabelin79 Dragontail Brisco Sunman BootyMonkey Fulk OK, list is updated. NO FAIR you boys are having way too much fun without me. I can't believe it isn't even 2200 hardly and ya'll are praying to the throne and climbing fences. Save some of the fun for next weekend. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Or more room to be a moron....I'll let ya know. I can't believe I'll be there within a week. Of course I can't believe i had a drink befor Chuckie twice in my life. OMG -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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Is that a S, M, L, XL or XXL head? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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I hope you don't want a MED as they are all out and it may be a month or so. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.