Yoshi

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  1. I absolutely *love* outdor hot tubs in the snow/cold weather. Especially when there's some wine and fun people involved! nothin better than snow accumulating on your head while nice and steamy in a hot tub with a tall glass of makers mark on the rocks... then when you get too hot...naked snow angel time!!!!! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  2. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    ohhh how sweet it is to be a green dino with a looooong tongue _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  3. no...? I mean you could always go on dwelling on what could have been...what happened... who was he..who were you... blah blah blah... I know it sucks...ive had my share of break ups and what not...but I am also pretty needy.... I have found I almost always need someone... not just the sex and whatever, I just hate being alone so I usually get over people pretty quickly...especialy if they did me wrong... anyways. sorry that its difficult...or just something that is confusing... If you are happy not being with anyone...then no big deal... if you really want to be with someone...then start pickin through the few good guys out there and get you some! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  4. go back in time to try a few different angles.... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  5. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    XXL... for real... I liked those too...but since I have a desk job and hardly every excersize I had to go to the blue one.... hell can beat 20 calories for that much energy drink _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  6. .... I second that _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  7. ooooohhhhhh... yeah that too... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  8. hung around a goofy yoshi playing guitar at skyfest??? in the middle of the hangar? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  9. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    so red bull, monster, rock stars, and 5 hour would make good stocking stuffers huh? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  10. today......put on christmas undies and lipsync to Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album while singing into a hairbrush and dancing like Kevin Bacon in footloose. am I really that bored?????? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  11. give yourself a helping hand until you feel someone else can do it for ya... then go get drunk and take advantage of some college kid... he will think he is the bomb, and it will stroke your own ego a bit too... amung other things _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  12. travels a lot for work _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  13. still enjoyes a good bed time story _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  14. has been milked by gonzales? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  15. learned how to milk a cat in college _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  16. well... in the past I was a complete ass hole and got back on the horse before I got off the other one... that is not a good move... not for anyone.. but I say let the healing begin as soon as ties are broken and there is no reason for guilt. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  17. go somehwere that is snowing like crazy with an outdoor hot tub.... drink a bunch of whiskey and do naked snow angels.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  18. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    ...quickly putting on santa suit for D and lucky... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  19. met me a long time ago.... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  20. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    Dear Santa - Please bring Yoshi a memory of being a cockstar! Love, Lucky awe...how sweet. dear santa, please bring lucky a hottie that will satisfy her every physical need and start a pot of coffee before he leaves in the morning. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  21. defines "superstar" as odd, creative, freaky hair doo wearin', yet fairly attractive, hopeless romantic stuck in an artists body, 1/2 jap _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  22. gives me warm fuzzy stalker feelings _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  23. for a second there I thought you were talking to my nads... congrats! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  24. is secretly watching yoshi??? what the hell? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
  25. Yoshi

    Dear Santa,

    nah... but if any of my friends ask I was _________________________________________ this space for rent.