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: 8 : 0. got 6 tracking dives out on sunday and 2 fun jumps friday. great weeked

oh dont you worrie i will be there over christmas so im intending to be as smart ass as possible

Hey guys I am planing a trip to the US at the end of the year for part of an around the world trip, i will be in Perris CA from the begining of december till about the 20th then up to Skydive AZ for about 2-3 weeks and was wondering what events are on around that time of year that would be un to check out? Any ideas would be appreciated. Thanks

dont know if this helps but this it what it should look like when you are kiting the canopy with the half twist minus the slider and PC, i dont know about the BASE canopy but to get my canopy inflated the easies this is having the breaks stowed and pulling the front risers till off the ground then using the rears to keep the canopy stable.

as long as they arent pushing through to the point where you can eat p.s thats no fun

hrmmm ok so i just booked it for next thursday and not looking forward to it even more than befor. I don't know what its liek gaging with stitches in your mouth but i do know what its like dry reaching with a broken rib

hrmmm well... dam lol i will probably just get them done early week and then see how i go

not happy. have to get my wisdom teath pulled next week.. all of them. anyone know if and how long i will have to not jump?

640!

lol yeah its just getting in to the full peak of summer

hey mate congrats to you to. I will finish my conversion tomorrow morning with Jase, and yes i am jumping on sat if weather permits.... oh and Dave, now im drunk lol i love worki christmas partys.

lol actualy no but im very hungover

wohoo got it in the mail yesterday

im also just north of sydney and im down there basicly every weekend as well you can grab a lift in with me but chances are i till be going down with tyrion anyway

congrats

0:1:0 only got one jump in on sat due to weather and being in a realy sh#$ mood lol, but had a good time watching the swoop comp

im 5'10 and and only 130 pounds and i had about the same fall rate but i now started jumping with a 6-8 pound weight belt and it has made all the differance in the world, but relaxing is the best thing and i still find it hard

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congrats to you to on your A dont you worry i will be there in 2 weeks

thanks guys and lainey I will see you on sunday if the weather is alright

1:4:1 finished my AFF 3 hop n pops and 1 solo fun jump. Great to finaly meet you dino

i finished my aff this weekend with not 1 fail it felt sooo great to do a solo fun jump with no TA for all that were at picton on sat, i hope you enjoyed the beer

hahaha now that is priceless

ohh the suspence... sorry done

a firend of mine just sent this to me its great Subject: FW: Worth the read Girlfriend Cheats. Apologises. Boyfriend Replies. *** Funny!! Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology email for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his entire address book. He makes some excellent points. Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry. Elizabeth RESPONSE: Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email. Talk to you never, Brad