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  1. Throw caution to the wind and snort it up your nose. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. Happy 50th!!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. It will be if she reads it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. Mime's should never win. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. Sounds like you would love the beautiful, amazing state I left and long to return to...Colorado. I heard that you just long to return to Brokeback Mountain with Adventurechick in tow. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. On Uranus. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. I'm booby-trapping it. Alright, BOOBIE traps!!!! Billy you're so cool!!
  9. Why??? Your current russian girlfriend not good enough??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. Isn't that next door to The Farm?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. Wa he another one of those front lawn freaks?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. My 1st move would probably be to start a poll on dz,com, to find out which woman would have the most kinky depraved sex with me. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. EXACTLY. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. Pick the month you were born in 1 - I raped 2 - I killed 3 - I ran shirtless with 4 - I banged 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I needed 8 - I ran naked with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I ate out 11 - I slept with 12- I smoked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a pickle 04 - your dealer 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of weed 07 - a prostitute 08 - a Jew 09 - a ninja 10 - a homo 11 - Paris Hilton 12 - the Trojan man 13 - a whore 14 - a cat 15 - a toothbrush 16 - a glass of milk 17 - a condom 18 - YOUR MOM 19 - a crackhead 20 - my stapler 21 - your panties 22 - an easter egg 23 - a bisexual 24 - my ex 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a lesbian 27 - a French fry 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a pornstar 30 - a stripper 31 - Ur grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how I roll! Black - because I'm sexy as hell! Pink - Because the lil people told me to! Red - because I have AMAZING boobs! Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! Polka Dots - because I hate my life! Purple - because I'm gay! Gray - because I love marijuana! Other - because I have double D's! Green - because I'm beautiful! Orange - because I smoke crack! Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose! Brown - because I had to! Shirtless - because I've got abs! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. Yeah right. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. I dunno. I guess it's the same as ANYBODY at the farm can make you do anything. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. I'm sure if you tell everyone who your roommate is, they won't be the least bit surprised. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. Sunny's washing machine blew up!!! She is currently experiencing a flash flood. Alert FEMA. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. Turtle made me do it. Do you hate him too?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. I suppose sticking your feet in fire-ant hills just happens too?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. You mean, like tripping over your own feet?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. stitch

    Damn . . .

    You're such a disappointment. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. Is that why ya didn't answer the phone? I suppose, I haven't checked my messages. Will you forgive me?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"