philhartree

Oh - you forgot: BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad you're OK - and got straight back on the bicycle ... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Note to self: knock off early and get to Hinton ASAP --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

now - that;s not what i said and you know it! i cant be arsed to argue coz u'll just turn it around.... and i wish i could stop using the word arse. Bugger! did it again Doh! Emma's right - you're obsessed with anal antics --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

And i bet you're sat there, counting beans, in yer lovely suit, shirt and tie.... LMAO --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

yeah - i like your style.... i take it that sort of approach is acceptable.. .nay, encouraged on DZs? [grin] --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

accidentally .. MY ARSE!!! --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

well, seeing as i;m here now... on the top of a kiddies climbing frame, in a public park, with a nurse. oh, and i just remembered anither time, on the park bench... i'm sure there are more... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

you guys crak me up - hehehehehe lol... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Your smelling pistakes are awful, 100 lines on Saturday... I msut lern how too spel fukc and greese --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Inspired by a previous post by Jeji Some of the mistakes I made during the first couple of months at the DZ Hire kit and manifesting - During my consols - i was manifesting like it was going out of fashion, just getting more and more kit out of the kit store. Seems the procedure is to wait for that piece of kit to be packed and ready before hiring out more kit and manifesting. Ooops. Don't touch the hire kit - During a flight line check on one of my consols, one of the instructors casually mentioned that at some point "You'll need to do this yourself" referring to CYPRES and reserve pins. So next time i get kit out and I notice the CYPRES on, i decide to turn it off, then on - thus making sure it's not going to turn off mid jump. Hooo Harrr did i get my balls roasted. Seems I took the instructor a little too literally and hire kit (having been packed and signed for by a packer) don't get touched by students! You check your own CYPRES and reserve pins on YOUR OWN RIG. Dark goggles - for Pre-FS1, novice skydivers. Down to the CCI I guess, but ours dont like 'em. He said that there's a vogue for these things but made some good points. When in the aicraft, he cant see your eyes, he doesn't know where you're looking or if you're paying attention to him during the flight. I said that it's sunny, he said that you're falling towards something that's dark! Also, some WARP/SkyU coaches want you to wear clear goggles so that there is good eye contact during the freefall. Oh yeah, buy lots of beer. --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

That's why i asked to 'try out' landing in the cones... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Aw - shucks you say the nicest things..... I was there to jump - so i jumped - no point going to the DZ otherwise A jump's, a jump's a jump L8R --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

SECOND actually!!! the first one was REALLY low: 5,000ft I think i redeemed myself on Saturday with my second one though - (just coz you're used to pulling low ) L8R --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

I just had a great week in Spain - where the surrounding coastline makes it easier to spot an off heading opening... and i'm new to all this too - so i'm just glad the bugger opens My question - it seems I get a 45-90 degree right hand turn on opening. I have tried to keep my packing consistent. I tried using the 'other' mouth lock first. This appeared to fix it - then it didnt What am I doing wrong? I have a reasonably new PD170 (50 jumps) I propack, I dont roll the nose, just shove it in and roll the tail about 4 times. TIA Phil --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Erm - whaddya you think... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

man - you are a VERY VERY naughty boy - for that you can stay down there all afternoon... --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

Jo... Do you have like a cute flashing envelope up by 'Main index'? --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

yeah - looks like its about 3 hours off - i was +8 hours and i've had to change it to +11 hours Rgds Phil --- If you have to ask, you don't understand

....and some of us lurk with intent.... If you have to ask, you don't understand

There was a guy a couple of weeks ago did a tandem. He was wheelchair bound (dont know the specifics) He was one of these dreadlocked, bearded, baggy pants dudes... But the funniest thing was that when he landed, all his mates came 'airside' and started lighting up spliffs !!!!! The CCI siad he didnt have a problem with it, and i think he was more concerned with the 300+ foot canpopy still above their heads... If you have to ask, you don't understand

Says it all really - both when i dial up from home and connect from the office (that i shouldn't be doing ) it always takes soooo long for the main body of hte page to display. Not good If you have to ask, you don't understand