SkydiveMonkey

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  1. hence the and the ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  2. Why are you bumping this? For something that was supposed to be funny, it wasn't. Guess Brits just have a more intellectual stance on humour ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  3. ok ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  4. Yup, she was my vote. (and still is) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  5. Quite the oxymoron ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  6. [sarcasm] wow. that was funny. [/sarcasm] ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  7. I've seen that before - looks awesome. Only seen it from the plane though ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  8. That's great. A little better than a carrot or a bucket of water .... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  9. I prefer them shaven thanks. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  10. Cool. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  11. I found it funny as Everyone has their own opinions I suppose ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  12. Whuffo ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  13. Another example of the American / British humour barrier ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  14. No advertising in forums ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  15. No advertising in the forums ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  16. You read all of it? The mountain goat was nothing compared to the rest of the injuries ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  17. Posted by Richard Grounddiver ..... "Bloody hell man, just put it on spin with no heat, press the button for1000 rpm", ok if I can stand the Zannussi xl54 complete with rig for 30 secs im on for the world record. The plan, to do more forward tumble rolls in freefall than has ever been achieved in history from 6000 ft I rolled down the aircraft and manged 2 before slamming against the pilots seat. My cameraman who exited first was to adopt the rolling pin routine keeping in perfect sycronisation with my tumbles, god knows why he covered himself in flour. As the 12V NiMH battery clouted me at the side of the head I realised Brian had stopped filming so the record was unprovable. I remember being taught that before deploying the canopy, it is advisable to come out of the tumble,but at 4600 rpm it was impossible,my auto deploy activated at 1500 and wrapped me into a perfect ball inside the canopy. I slammed home at a little under terminal and shot back upto 500, "that'l be the bounce" exclaimed a female onlooker. As I came to rest on the grass wrapped in this white canopy I heared somebody crying like a baby, unknown to me Brian was wrapped up with me in this caccoon. They tell me it was at this point the Stork arrived. R.G.D. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  18. Clicky ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  19. Danger ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  20. Come to the UK ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  21. A couple more ........ "Watch my girl friend come to the door Chop off her head, she falls to the floor Now watching my baby's jugular blow Really makes my motor go" "Means with the green, murder on your spleen living in a dream do you know what I mean" "I’ve tried / like you To do everything you wanted too This is / the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  22. Yeah it is !! (You got me floating)
  23. Way I do it (which is quick enough) is hi the "copy shortcut" button, and then paste into an email (outlook). Easy enough. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  24. You got the name of the song though, which I could remember. A beer for both of us ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  25. #2 is Eminem ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages