SkydiveMonkey

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. " Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." NOTE: The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty... pass it on. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Space ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Why sit around doing nothing watching other people sit around and do nothing? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

How high you going? Isn't the Mullins King Air going to 22k for 40 bucks? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

nuffin rong et ull. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

That was a pic I was sent and was told it started as a horseshoe, and the pc got pulled out by drag on the bridle etc. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Pic of a horseshoe extracting the pc I found ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Nope, and if someone packed a mal for me i wouldn't expect them to pay either. You just gotta accept shit happens. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

There was. don't know where it is now. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Whichever I did last ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Freefall simulation HERE

I got my finger trapped in a van door while going over to the hangar to get the plane out. Does that count? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Quote from one of the tv shows over here - "I only eat red meat. The way I see it, the cow's eaten all the greens I ever need !!" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Langar is like that a lot (always have people on my back there for giving good seperation), Sibson is generally really good though. Hib was ok, although i did feel hurried (being told to go on 3 isn't good) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Is where I jump ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The temperature isn't going to be right anyway - my pro track is inside my helmet between the shell and the (quite thick) liner. It's also right next to your head which gives out the most amount of heat out of any of your body parts. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

In an ideal world. How many people take the uppers into account? Go anywhere and it's 5 seconds - NEXT !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

rig bag under seats / corner of packing hall etc ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Well considering the UK gets about 70% of Europes share of immegrants (illegal and otherwise), its about right. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

What are the similarities between imigrants and sperm? Millions flood in, but only one of the buggers will work! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

People tend to think skydiving is more dangerous because if anything happens it's in the news etc. What about the 1000's of people that are injured / die every day in road accidents? You never hear anything about those therefore driving must be safe ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Exposed bridle on ROL. Bridle around legstrap anyone? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

What's wrong with red meat? It's GREEN meat that messes up your system

And dropzone.com is only second on the list ??!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Ditto. I looked into getting a good pair of sunglasses, but I ain't paying 200 quid for a pair. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages