SkydiveMonkey

If you don't pull yourself on AFF, your instructors will . I suggest you go to the DZ and stay there for a week or 2 (if you can). There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

Never thought of that aspect of it. Just bought it cos it was was cheap any my kit fits in it !! I can get my rig in there, plus jumpsuit, and current helmet, plus I think there should be enough room for my full face helmet (when it turns up) There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

Very strange. My best one was after getting out first, I pulled low and the canopy sniveled loads. It opened about about 100 feet, but instead of slowing me down, it converted my downwards freefall speed to horizontal, and I swooped about 1/4 mile on the rear risers !! Especially strange as I was the frst person out, and even the tandems were down before me There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

Have fun on the 2 way dude !!!

My friend has recently come back from Deland in Florida, and he thought it was a great dropzone. There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

I'm "sure" you are !! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

HH - ban Clay before he makes the threat reality !!! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

Nice pix !! (Just please don't post any from your "Personal" collection ) There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

1) Skydiver - well duh !! 2) Student - In uni doing computer systems and networks 3) Friend - I have a lot of respect for my friends, and couldn't do without em 4) Lover -

What about using a full face helmet? Any ideas? There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

I just use a standard bag (not rucksack) for mine - cost me 15 pounds from argos, and matches the colours of my rig (and was lots cheaper than a normal gear bag). There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

When searching for something in the gear section, I get the error message : A fatal error has occured: Can't call method "fetchrow_hashref" on an undefined value at /home/wgrobler/www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/gear/admin/Links/Link.pm line 379. Please enable debugging in setup for more details. There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring

ARRGGHHH !!! The images you just put in my head !! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

And cover those legs? nah. Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

It's a requirement over here, but not in the States I think. Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

I had to choice of a car (which I could use but don't really need), or a new rig. Guess what I went for !! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." * * * * * A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says "No, I'm really a blonde". "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger." * * * * * * Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For **** sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!" * * * * * * A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."the next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?" "I don't like her." * * * * * * Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ****ing> b*stard!!!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?" Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a ***ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!" * * * * * * A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home." ************************** Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

(I apologise in advance guys !!)

Wasn't Skreamer by any chance ??!!! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

Hey !! I woke up in the MORNING (for once), I come here, and see all these "freaks" above the dogs !! Not funny !! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

They're right !! I'll second, third, and forth that motion !!

We've all seen Road Trip !! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

Nice one !! Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

pics? Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring

Look at me, I'm falling off a cliff now - The Offspring