SkydiveMonkey

I wouldn't take the piss now you've got a camera yourself now bro !! Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Boobs aren't everything in life. There's beer too !! Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

England might be out, but at least the USA is as well The day isn't so bad after all Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Mine stays in a bag in the corner of my bedroom. It keeps it safe, and also keeps away those bad dreams Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Depends on the product or the attitude of the company. I'd easily buy off L and B again, even if someone brought out a better product at a lower price, because their customer service rocks. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

I just come out as a software engineer, and a professor of physics !!

Red Bull does nothing for me. It's more placebo than anything me thinks. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

My friend was talking with the main guy at Chute Shop when he was in SA, and he recommended putting the pin through about 1/2 way. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

What's the jump number recommendations on this? Is it the same as winguits? Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Could we fit one inside a 410 or a G-92? Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Nice one mate !! Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Nah, always build my own.

We onlt have a 182 with no GPS at our DZ - our flight plan is usually so the dz is in sight at most times, and we normally keep an eye out for traffic on the way up. Like you said, it's easy to get complacent, and that's when things can happen. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Only thing I haven't tried is pulling out all the cards. Can't be bothered with it yet !! It is a 300 watt ATX PSU (only 4 months old dammit). I had to beef it up as when I installed my 1GHz athlon, my old 230 watt couldn't keep up )especially with it being "enhanced" to 1150

Yup. Even tried unplugging hdd's/ fans etc to make sure the psu wasn't being overloaded. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any Milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Why does Bush announce his plans to "get" people on TV before they actually do it. They want to look for Bin Laden - they put it all over TV - they give him a nice bit of time to hide. The want Saddam - they put it all over TV - they give him a nice chance to hide. Don't mean to flame anyone, it just seems stupid that's all. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Davey boy !! Good to see ya again !!

I've moved my (then working) PC back home, now when I hit the power button, the fans spin up for about 1/2 second, then it all dies. I have to switch the PSU off for about 5 - 10 seconds the on again before it will do anything at all after that. I've tried making sure everything is plugged in tight, and everything looks fine. Any ideas? Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

> HEADS OR TAILS > The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of > "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, > stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of > inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the > coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. > Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is > sweating it out. > During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately flipping the coin, > uttering and sweating. > The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. > "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers. > This is said to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a > US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland > in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval > Operations 10-10-95. > > Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a > collision. > > Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to > avoid a collision. > > Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert > your course. > > Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course. > > Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest > ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three > destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that > you change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, > or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this > ship. > > Pause...... > > > > Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. A blind man, enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar > stool, and orders a drink. > After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender > "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ? > The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the > woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know > something. > The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, Blonde > with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is > blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and > she's a pro wrestler. > Think about it seriously, Mister; You still wanna tell that joke?" > The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Try psycho paxcking it - it might work out cheaper than buying a new bag. Just a thought. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

Isn't that a bit of a contradiction? Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

That's gotta be a record 'round here. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

I think the BPA were talking about this a while ago, but decided to stick with student CyPReS's as per Aitec's recommendations. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

If you want to fly on a plane with seats , don't forget to pack a lunch box with a digital clock, some marzipan, and some wires inside. Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey