SkydiveMonkey

Useless fact - 80lbs of thrust is enough to hold a Kawasaki ZX-6R with rider at 70mph. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I;m a student - course I have ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Being English, I'd rather have the AD as it's a lot more recognised over here. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

The guys shipping the giraffe over on the boat got the idea as well and had a massive bbq at sea. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I can garentee that if i tried that, i'd fall off, get wraped up in the canopy, and go splat. At least the canopy around me would keep in the mess and serve as a body bag ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

And you call yourself a drinker? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Your canopy is in my colours - GIMME !! I won't kill myself on it - until I land that is ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I think it's peoples reaction to them when it just hits them that's the "funny" part ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

At chinese take-aways, everything is numbered. So if you want to order food quickly, you give them a list of numbers. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Saw this before. Crazy stuff. There's a video of a similar stunt somewhere as well ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

That's not what I was implying at all - I'm sure PD would without problem. Just stating that PISA offered a cure straight away with no hassle

The only bad thing I can say about mine is that teh ink on the wraning label is starting to rub off - I mailed PISA and they offered to send me a new one straight away. A lot of people tend to knock PISA becuase they're cheap, therefore not up to "PD" standards. I say try one of the canopies out before you judge

Chinese Beauty A man goes to a nightclub and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her place for "coffee." They get back to her flat and she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he's about to finish his martini, the incredibly sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee. "I am your sex slave!," she announces. "I will do ANYTHING your precious heart desires!" The man can't believe his luck and says, while licking his lips in anticipation, "Hmmmmm, well a 69 would really hit the spot." She suddenly says, "SOD OFF!!! I'm not cooking for you at this time of night!" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

10,000 means beer and pies. Roll on number 10k !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I've done a rodeo and it's one of the most fun jumps I've done. I don't think it's a problem as long as you have a good FF friendly rig. I have no problems with it, but that's my choice. (Forgot to add that I also have a reserve pad instead of a metal handle). ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

BUNNY AND THE SNAKE > > >Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an > >orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both > >were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, > > >and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped > >over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about > >quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean > > >to hurt you . I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm > going. > >In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's > >quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as > >yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my > mother. > >Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you > >are, so at least you'll have that going for you.." "Oh, that would be > >wonderful" replied the bunn y. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, > > >and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; > > >your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you > must > >be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in > obvious > >excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all > > >over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So > the > >bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and > >slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say > > >you must be either a team leader or possibly someone in senior > management". ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" He replies "SEX!!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I guess I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's manhood. Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

See you at THE dropzone bro. Good vibes to Debbie - all the best. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

That's the first number taken care of - how many jumps and beer? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Can't beat the laws of physics (unless you're in a singularity) - lower the air pressure, gasses expand. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=199858;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread] To make it easier to get back to the other thread ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I already put my keys in the exhaust pipe - I even went round his car with a potato !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

What are you thinking of Seb? We used to think you were cool (we didn't actually but hey) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

Plus you would have had the Heatwave in about a month. ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages

I'd rather not waste time by thinking "do I chop, or just go to the reserve". Just go for it.