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DON'T make me send you a LOVE LETTER! ShimonA! Woo-Hooo!!

(dude I have tears squirting out of my eyes I'm laughing so hard; your post is a most fitting juncture by which to suspend this 'identity crisis' for a while) Tink & I will be back on tour soon. Hee-Yeee!! ShimonA!!!

Well if my presence disturbs you then Tink and I won't post to threads where we know you are. Good luck dear. ShimonA!

That sounds nice. Whee-Woooo! ShimonA!!

Oh my! What have I done? Tink and I are wondering what it’s like to be sniffed all over. Hey! I'm 34 now. I can't help it if they don't have the perkiness they used to Hey! Maybe we can work together. I have a doctor who can adjust them for you, if you want. He’s awesome! Most of the time anyway. Heee-Hoooo! ShimonA!!

Could be. My bet is on Waziristan, not that we're likely to find out any time soon. Shimon-A! Whooo-Hoooo!!

Masai warriors used to achieve their status by killing a male lion with a spear that's not much longer than my arm. They were expected to piss the animal off so that it would pounce and they could drive the spear into its rib cage. I'll bet this dude just didn't want to dirty a perfectly clean spear. What will PETA say? Shimon-A! Whooo-Hooooo!!

Woo-Hooooo! I so feel for ya. Shimon-A!! My life recently has sucked too000-ya. Wuhhh-uhh!!

Ooooh! But HBO has made a mint from its hit series Band of Brothers, which is a story about real-life killers. The masses sure seem to harbor a soft spot for those fictional heroes. Shimon-A! Whoo-hooooo! We should all be brotherzzzzzzz! Wuuuh!!

This touches me greatly. Sheeee-heeee .... ShimonA!