Mr.Bill

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  1. What is "Electric 8-way"?
  2. Syrup of ipecac makes you puke. Who would want to puke to death?
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  4. It is really hard to explain the electric bill. All those lights and climate control use a LOT of electricity.
  5. The last time I saw this there was a problem with Norton AntiVirus. See if you can find a fix from Symantec, or you could uninstall and reinstall your Norton AV.
  6. Try to get something over your head before you hit the ground. never say "going in"
  7. Quote got a neme for "this video"
  8. I understand that the prison population does not take kindly to child molesters. With any luck the bastard will be molested daily by other prisoners and the guards will allow it,
  9. On February 14, 1988 I became a paralyzed on my 870th jump, happy Valentines Day, you are a paraplegic. Do I wish I had stayed home with the wife, hell yes. Do I wish I had never started jumping, HELL NO. There is life after paralyses you just have to learn to have fun in different ways. Never wanted to live forever. No regrets.
  10. I once took an old f111 PC that was going to be replaced, and on the way home from the DZ wrapped the bridal around my hand and pitched it out the window at 40 MPH. Almost broke my arm, I was all over the brakes trying to slow down. Try this yourself some time at speed of less than 40 MPH then you decide if you can apply more force by hand than a fully inflated PC at 120 MPH. Moral of the story is if the PC is fully inflated you are not going to be able to pull the pin by hand.
  11. Pay attention boys and girls. I landed on my butt once back in 1988, now is spend my time sitting due to a T 12 burst fracture which went into the spinal cord. I will never walk again. DO NOT LAND ON YOUR BUTT.