Misternatural

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  1. Very scientific......excellent work!
  2. The I-bone app it keeps track of all the people you want to bone but don't have the guts to call. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. That dog in the avatar sure is having a good time Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. > I have to say, it's refreshing! kind of like tic tacs? sorry....... all these sex threads Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. well I'm not going to be connecting batteries up to any bergoinas I can tell ya that fer shur. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  6. >Carter was a farmer and ironically thats the most qualified business man of all Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. >touch the 9V battery Never though of that one..... Well my friend I'm glad you're smart enough NOT to try it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. connect a very small battery to her bergoina -lets just say the results were incandescent at best Why, why on Earth do I tell you people these things Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. Amazon, but now she's not speaking to me obviously because of the facial dick slap comment i made earlyer Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. >As for you, there are plenty of germ free places to get laid... Bwhaha I'll make a note of that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  11. >>it really isn't a good idea for the lady to do it in any kind of standing water, rubber or not. you're really killing my hot tub angle here with that talk. Not that I had a shot in hell to begin with Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. >Professional Slap or Pro Bono Pro boner? I know, I'm real machurrr Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. Good running shoes definitely required for that one Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. >Open handed or closed.... how about a dick slap to the face does that count? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. >The tongue twirl thing usually works like a charm. oooh thats naughty Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. I'm not telling you people that.....too dirty! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. Middle of Yellowstone National Park on a bluebird day-some bison and elk showed up around us but they did not seem to care- I think some tourists took pictures from the road.....so I guess we were part of their wildlife slide show. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. hehehe I still have it but the heating pad burned out...The other problem- can't get out of the thing in the morning for work or school......way too cozy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  19. I had a waterbed a while back ...the old school type with no baffles...very sloshy sounding- that thing was fun but really bad for hangovers Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  20. "Queechee- queeechee- queechee- queechee.........." um...those are bed springs a bouncin'. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. Oh shit, it's speed+ data you're talking about- not speed dating Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. In college a bunch of us stole a pet hampshire pig from a neighboring frat and released it into one of our house mates rooms- ...... he had this really annoying girl over who was causing all kinds of trouble for months.....let's just say that people were not happy with us for a few days she split after that Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. >Well, it's just only to wait and see if this is reviled as a joke or not Well at least it's not playing with nuclear submarines....[AArnold voice]in 2010 The US gaavoment launched SKYNET und dats when da machines began to take ovar[/Aarnold voice] Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  24. >PM me, and I will not tell anyone who said what names without permission. It's a good thing everyone knows you're a nice person, otherwise.......you could make it one mother of an April 1'st for a lot of people Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
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    >talking to ppl yeah I got a laugh when I saw..."talk to strangers" WTF? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415