gonzalesna

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  1. you might has well look for a girl named Bob! wtf? you dont like any female names!? like Cody is anything special! That's more of a dogs name than a mans name. maybe he's not attracted to female names... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I hope the weather improves before I make the drive to Denver from California on the 28th Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. What? No midgets??? midgets arent disabled... they are "fun sized" do they come in holiday packs like snickers and kit-kat bars? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. At least when the wife asks, "Aren't you listening to me?!?" you can honestly answer that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I ran through the LP lounge nekkid with flaming TP in my ass ... You're more daring than I... I'm not real keen on lighting a fire under my ass... i might burn the berries! In case you guys missed the intended message... I'm coming back to the states over the holiday weekend. I know some of you are slow... Especially you, Billy! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. What? No midgets??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. i was like that for about 6 or 7 hours i think... then did 2 jumps that way the next morning, minus the mask Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Who was joking? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. well, I could've used a post-it note, but I wanted to give myself a false sense of confidence Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. should be afraid... very very afraid Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. This is not a drill! Be advised: an individual known as Gonzo will be imported to the United States on Monday at approximately 9AM in San Francisco. From there he will be transported to Orange County, California via John Wayne Airport. He is scheduled to be transported via personal vehicle to an undisclosed location but is notorious for being able to escape. If the individual is to escape during some point, he is known to frequent dropzones in Perris and Lake Elsinore, California, although he has ties to Denver, Colorado as well and may be headed there. Caution! This individual is not mentally sound and is deemed unarmed, but highly dangerous, especially to young or feeble minds. If you see this individual, offer him a beer to distract him and then RUN LIKE HELL!!! Any questions regarding the individual can be forwarded to gonzalesna for response. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. There's an EOD tech in Okinawa with the last name of Handcock yes that's how it's spelled... with the ''d'' I think his first name is Jugando It's spanish. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. is just getting started on being a PW Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. loves doing rodriguez brother initiations Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. is good at math, but doesn't know I haven't updated my numbers Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. caught me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. lies (PM sent) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. likes receiving PMs Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. reminds me of the huge scottish guy from austin powers Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Waddn't me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. C L I C K Y ! ! ! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. kwasimodo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. He couldn't stop the flasback to the time he and a few buddies got a little too drunk while in Las Vegas. They'd spent all their cash playing blackjack and craps, and were desperate to make some money so they could afford their return trip home. Then, they got an idea... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. The only successful SCR attempts were on Wednesday and Saturday. You really don't know fear until you are in the base on those SCR attempts. Were you the one that kept breaking up the formations? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. about 3.4 or 3.5, but I haven't been posting a whole lot in the last year. Before I went to EOD school, I think I was up around 5 if I remember right Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.