gonzalesna

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  1. Man...now I have to talk Normiss into buying me a packer! I'm cheap. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I'll take "Things skydivers aren't known for carrying wish their parents never found out about" for $500 Alex. FIFY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. You forgot beer and strippers..... And hookers and blow... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Want mine? Sure... I'll sell it to a mexican for jump money. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Must be all the silicone in you. Maybe not... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=3340857;page=212;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;#4285165 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. I hate your face. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. FIFY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. *Sigh* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. +1 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. I might once I get my DD214... the skies out there are clearer than they are here. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Thanks, Danny. You know I can't expect dz.commers to behave themselves while I'm gone, I need to check in! Nonsense. All the troublemaking dotcommers will be at fitz without internet. You should take that time to relax and kick back. Enjoy your vacation. I don't think she's falling for that "banana up the tailpipe" trick. But secks? Wasn't really what I was going for, and I don't think Normiss would approve. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Of course, if you're an early riser or have an early shift at work, you're driving in the dark. Don't remind me... I was just gettin' into the pretty sunrises on the way in, too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. It's turn your clocks forward weekend... I love the one in the fall because it lets me sleep in. Of course, that always means I get shorted an hour in the spring. Don't forget to change your clocks before you go to bed on Sunday. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Thanks, Danny. You know I can't expect dz.commers to behave themselves while I'm gone, I need to check in! Nonsense. All the troublemaking dotcommers will be at fitz without internet. You should take that time to relax and kick back. Enjoy your vacation. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. That's Waffle House. Well, mystery solved! ...I wondered why that waitress wanted to pour syrup all over my chalupa. Is that what she called it? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Agree, but the police will write as many charges as they can think of, and then let the attorneys figure it out. Should have charged her for false statements to law enforcement. She was stupid. She let the cops search without a warrant. She gave up her 4th and 5th ammendment rights. She deserves what she got. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. But officer, I don't wanna introduce methanphetamine into a detention facility! I wanna introduce it into my bloodstream! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Tell ya what I'll do... I'll bring an extra tent for ya and set it up for ya. It'll save ya the time of settin' one up when ya get there. You can set up your own the next day. Buy me breakfast and we'll call it a deal.
  24. I think you mean the GIF (good idea fairy) No. I don't. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. That's Waffle House. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.