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  1. Chilean miners Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Especially when science has yet to figure out why you didn't die 6 million years ago. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. The handcuffs Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. HE'S Back And more disturbing than ever! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Twardo told me a story about a trip he took to a small Mexican border town when he was younger. Something about a donkey... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. you guys should've seen the look on that woman's face when I passed her on the motorcycle while wearing my kilt today. In case you're wondering, a sporran does NOT have enough weight to it to keep a kilt down at 80 MPH Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. anything within reach Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Circle Jerk Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. troublemakers like you? Personally, I'm extremely concerned for my personal well being, sanity and high morals. I fear I'll leave there having done things that are against my better judgement and things I'll regret later in life. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. What if we ask what her boobies look like - can the thread stay here? Cuz - i mean - if she is hot, you know, like really shit smokin' steamer Hot, then it could make a big freakin difference. Are you referring to a cleveland steamer? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. It puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the lotion in the fucking basket... Get outta my head! You, not the song. I like the song. It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again... Wait, what were we talkin about again? I think it was Divot and his Chaps oh yeah... Hey look! A little bunny rabbit! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. It puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the lotion in the fucking basket... Get outta my head! You, not the song. I like the song. It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again... Wait, what were we talkin about again? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Do you... I mean does a fat kid love cake? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Having uttered the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!" on several occasions, I'm curious how I'm still here and what that makes me, other than abnormally lucky. Shut up Spence. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Spoke with Kieth very briefly today. I was in the middle of training so I had to cut it short. Kieth seemed well but was pretty out of it from all the drugs. I'll give him a call tomorrow when I can and have more than a literal 30 seconds to talk and pass on an update to you guys tomorrow night. Based on what I got though, I bet Kieth will be back on his feet and annoying the he'll outta people in notime.
  16. My job. Just like your favorite hobby Makes you the most qualified person to do taste tests on food and least qualified to suggest proper serving sizes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Made my previous comment before watching the videos goig off of previous statements in the thread. After watching them, I can confidently say it ain't no stinking artillery or fireworks I never heard of! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. There are artillery rounds that incorporate a rocket motor wit the projectile. It's still deemed artillery due to the type of weapon system firing it and the initial firing method. It's called a RAP or Rocket Assisted Projectile which could explain the acceleration as it rises. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Yes, but see, most of us are less concerned with accuracy and more concerned with how hot Jeremy Renner was in that role. Or.... maybe that was just me. Actually, I really did enjoy that movie, being blissfully ignorant of whatever inaccuracies it may have had. We also wouldn't have had a sniper battle with the Taliban. We EOD techs, having a strong respect and appreciation for explosives would've called in artillery or an air strike and watched the fireworks. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. As an EOD tech, I can tell you we neither condone nor encourage the shooting of IED's with anything. We approach as needed when remote means of operation are not available for use or are not sufficient to complete the desired task, be it blow in place or render safe. That being said, The Hurt Locker was a retarded movie and has no relevance to actual EOD work outside of the concept that we work with explosives, respond to IED's and are military personnel. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Warm and fuzzies, lots of prayers and vibes brother. Called his cell number and got "Kieth's answering service". He's still in ICU and should be able to talk in a few days. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Guess I got back just in time to prevent you from losing a diamond in the rough of American pop culture. it rubs the lotion on it's skin. Or else it gets the hose again. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Turtle hangin out at skyfest. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. fixed it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. I don't see the humor. I was serious. Stupid liver. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.