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  1. Those of you who know me may find humor in it, but I was a goaltender through high school, after which I moved to forward. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. In most sports, the star player is the one that can run the fastest, control the puck/ball/etc. the best, and puts lots of points on the board. In baseball, it's the fat kid who can hit the ball over the fence, such as David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Nice license plate. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. No, they're not. A player who gets lots of ice may get 25 minutes of play. Most get less. I'm not saying they are not in great shape, but they dont have the stamina soccer players have. They need to have strong burst capability, and then they come off the ice for 2-3 minutes. Hockey players typically sprint for 45 seconds to a minute and a half, then take a 2 minute break. From what I've watched from soccer, they don't come off the field as often and they do require sprint burst capability, but much of their movement is spent walking or jogging lightly when another teammate has the ball. There's a lot more standing around than what you see on tv because the camera's almost always pointed at the person with the ball. They share very similar aspects, in which it's sprint your ass off and then take a little break. The location they take the break is what varies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I grew up playing baseball starting around age 5. Once I hit about 10 years old, I started playing hockey. After my second year of hockey, I lost interest in baseball... too much standing around. I've played hockey consistently from age 10 through age 23 until I moved to Florida, followed by Japan, followed by North Carolina. Last January, I got a chance to go play a pick-up game when I was up in Michigan and HOLY CRAP! I was out of shape BAD. I remember when I was playing in a men's league in California at age 22, I could sprint non-stop for about 4-5 minutes on the ice. Here I was after just a few years and I was gasping for breath after 30 seconds. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. I think I just found my new signature line... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Me... While I'm driving the bus! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Yup any takers? Spot opposite you should be one of the raffle prizes (must be on site to win). i love it! except the raffle is saturday & jello wrestling is friday Guess I'll just have to take volunteers. And just how late is this so-called jell-o wrestling taking place? It's about 500 miles from my place to The Farm. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Why would you rub their backs? There aren't any boobies on their backs. Work the back to get to the front! OK most girls who work out and have perky boobies....aka the girls I like....tend to have very stiff muscles right around their shoulder blades. Sometimes even the tendon will have slipped out. If you know what you are doing, and well I DO KNOW WHAT I'm doing, you can work her back and slowly slide that tendon back into place. You know you did a good job when she says one of three things 1) wow my arm...it feels so much better how did you do that? 2) Oh that felt bad but in a good way and my neck feels so relaxed now? 3) TAKET THOSE PANTS OFFF NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! Before I became an engineer I actually wanted to be a doctor. Loved how the human body was assembled and how beautiful it is not only in design but also in function. I find the human body absolutely disgusting... Women let us stick our tool for urination in them, and we get to put it where they bleed from on a monthly basis. Occasionally, we get excited when we get to stick it where the stinky is. Tell me that's not disgusting... But it feels great so we don't care. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Why would you rub their backs? There aren't any boobies on their backs. Not always true http://thechive.com/2009/11/27/the-back-boob-like-the-front-boob-only-disgusting-18-photos/ you're rubbing the wrong woman's boobies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Give her a bag of peanuts and a pat on the ass...she'll settle. I sez counter-sue. It tends to smarten up the BS-ers. You can try, but I know for a fact that counter has horrible credit and no savings. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. This I KNOW I'M GOOD AT! Key is knowing how muscles are attached and how they run as well as warming up your hands first. Amazing how nutty girls get when you give them a good back rub and front rub..... Why would you rub their backs? There aren't any boobies on their backs. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Nope, if they don't like me, fuck 'em. I don't give a shit. Worrying about shit like that just wastes time and energy, IMO. You can only say that because you have no idea how much shit people talk about you. Hey, after all the shit I've posted or caused on here over the years, I figure I'm fair game. I don't think you're really HEARING what I'm saying. Hey, if I can't hear it, fuck 'em. Now hear this! Right back atcha! Here, now I can relate a little better... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. That's called 'Crashing'....it's covered in the manual. They've upgraded the manuals since stone engravings and cave paintings. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Nope, if they don't like me, fuck 'em. I don't give a shit. Worrying about shit like that just wastes time and energy, IMO. You can only say that because you have no idea how much shit people talk about you. Hey, after all the shit I've posted or caused on here over the years, I figure I'm fair game. I don't think you're really HEARING what I'm saying. Hey, if I can't hear it, fuck 'em. Now hear this! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Nope, if they don't like me, fuck 'em. I don't give a shit. Worrying about shit like that just wastes time and energy, IMO. You can only say that because you have no idea how much shit people talk about you. Hey, after all the shit I've posted or caused on here over the years, I figure I'm fair game. I don't think you're really HEARING what I'm saying. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Yeah yeah yeah... and you still wont friend me on Facebook... so I get it ....you don't like me. neener neener Ha! She won't friend me on Facebook either and I like her on here. If she doesn't like me, that's okay, I respect that. What's funny is that when I finally rejoined Facebook a few months back, you were the first to send me a friend request. Hell, within the first 10 minutes!
  18. Nope, if they don't like me, fuck 'em. I don't give a shit. Worrying about shit like that just wastes time and energy, IMO. You can only say that because you have no idea how much shit people talk about you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I don't have a beef with anybody, but I was told as an instigator of said Jello wrestling I HAVE to wrestle. Anybody wanna pick a fight with me? Can I pick my wrestling costume? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. If you think back to 2 years ago, you may have seen my warm costume... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Havin' shitty friends just means my friends match my personality Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Bump Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Whoops .. you broke sumat - but I fixed it Grassy-ass Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Anything with 2 wheels is invisible to cars, so that's kinda irrelevant. Who's cherios did you piss in to get chased at 130 MPH? I thought you folks across the pond used the metric system... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.