gonzalesna

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  1. Except my female boss is actually a morbidly obeise grumpy 36 year old man... I'm in the marine corps, also... the majority are sadly homophobic, so any request of taking off my shirt and taking pictures is a request for ridicule until my end of active service or permanent change of station... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Which method did you use to tell her??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm telling you what to do: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a suggestion that might make things easier and a lot less messy for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Or: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is guaranteed to be less stressfull. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I'm at work still and my camera is at home... Patience, young grasshopper... Just because you're smokin doesn't mean you can demand photos from the lesser crowd... or does it??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. At least you don't have to worry about shaking hands with them... Even if they don't wash their hands after doing various activities, the left hand was most likely used for the action. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I'll try that... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED GRANDMA!!!! Edit to add: YOU BASTARD!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. you know, obiesity is linked to anger management issues... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Necrophiliac pics?!? Dude, that's my grandmother! She's not dead! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. beat ya to it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. I retract my prevous statement... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. no... and here I thought you were the Mister Miagi on the topic... I'll see you guys once my ban is up... So they can stand closer to the sink... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. And at least you were able to remember that! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. what's all that fine print say at the bottom of your sign?? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Why do women have smaller feet than men? *Pause for effect....* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Sensei, I wish to learn! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Indeed it is, sir... I verified the definition myself! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. dare I make a joke referencing females and their duties in the kitchen at this point??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Yup, gas prices and everclear. OOOOO!!!! I'm liking you more already!!!
  19. ya, but when you drive a dodge ram that sucks up as much gas as fast as mine does, you drink everclear because you get more belligerent intoxication for your money! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. ...and by the looks of the participants (namely me) I'm sure you'd have a much better time here----> http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2642515#2642515 or here---->http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2642216#2642216 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong turtleman. (AKA Cockman) Reference this clicky... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2645252#2645252 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Add a bit of sloth, and a side of lust, and you have a party! I'm there!!! I'll be the one using envy to ruin the evening and to drive my purpose of drowning my sorrows... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. ya, it was a little long... kinda discourages some people from reading, unfortunately. Especially when it comes from someone who rarely has anything of value to offer a conversation. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Yup, gas prices and everclear. OOOOO!!!! I'm liking you more already!!!
  25. That just depends on which deadly sin you prefer... gluttony or vanity... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.