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  1. gonzalesna
    did you ever count the joints in the song 2 joints? That's a lotta weed! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    beer and masturbation... wait, no... that's the weeknight routine... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    That's just something old people say... I think AirTwardo coined the phrase Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. gonzalesna
    It's not lube, it's chap-stick... helps with that chapped feeling after said unlubed occurance Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna
    Awesome! I'm fucked!!! wait... did I read the thread right? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Note to self: Work on smuggling techniques. HAHA! I'm talking about smuggling assholes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Wow... You're already doing better than I am... I quit yesterday and ended up smoking 3 yesterday Same thing again today. I think I'll try to keep it under 3 for tomorrow and make the 1st the new official quit day. Anyone wanna bet me 100 bucks? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Glad you clarifed that... There was going to be an Asshole Tax levied at the border. Is that to tax those who ARE assholes or those WITH assholes? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Dude, that's just rude. Wait your turn. Turn? So I gotta wait till you flip her over? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'd pee in her butt Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    Ok, so... lots of jumpers... carry the one... divided by... add a headache... chop off fingers to make counting easier... Ok, so, I think I got the right number... is it a brain aneurysm? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Just don't be driving through Texas on the way - we are waiting for you. He'll be fine as long as he carries lots of Shiner to ward off those pesky Texans Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What pose off? What's the prize for the winning submission? I've had one for a year and didn't know it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. gonzalesna
    You, my friend, have a gift... kinda like santa, but for grown ups Boobies, YAY!!! Well said... YAY!!! indeed.
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    Jar de har har... head your boob posts are losing their validity Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You, my friend, have a gift... kinda like santa, but for grown ups Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Gonzalesna knows the Okie to whom you refer...I give him credit for knowing better. Yah, but Gonzo *is* a Marine, ya know...you can talk them crazy fuckers into just about anything!! kee wurdz thare... "just about" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    no, that's my hooker evil twin brother... he's dirty Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Which, to you, is everyone... unless you're counting that caveman on the geiko commercials Psssst...that IS airtwardo. Don't make him have an existential meltdown. Plastic surgery and electrolosis? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Been on the rifle range for the past 2 weeks... still on it too so I won't be posting regularly until next week. For some reason, they wanted me to coach... Can't figure out why. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna
    Don't you have a skyride notice to post or something? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna
    Well, Did ya? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Enough with your logic! I want some real answers! Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... That would be unheard of... he gave the gift that keeps giving... the gift of life... the greatest gift of all... BOOBIES!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'll tell ya what... I'm about to reenlist and I've had a trouble-free first term with the exception of 1 hiccup. During my first year in, I was late by 45 minutes. I'd gladly take an old-school ass whoopin over the 1/2 month's pay forfiture and 6 month non-rec. Best to keep your nose clean, but I'm just sayin'... For the little things, I'd rather have it as a knuckle sammich than a little piece of paper that'll follow me around for the rest of my career. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Enough with your logic! I want some real answers! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.