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dude, I've been there done that!!! I almost shit myself, she yanked the beads out like she was starting a lawnmower. talk about pull a rip cord felt like I needed rape counseling afterwards.... note to self: pull slowly and lightly next time Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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'Shoving' sounds so brutal. 'Inserting' is the better term. So I take it that Ramming, Jamming, Slamming, and Fiercely penetrating are out also... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I told ya....You'll remember THAT story for the rest of yer LIFE! At least you got the better of the 2 ladies I'm still trying to figure out how you got to be a member of the mile high club at that age... I'm guessing a pterydactyl, but who knows... it could've been a really large bird or something. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You are offering him sugar? Only if he's diabetic Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What a shame... Got your winky winky smelling like bum bum and poo poo for no reason pretty much... shoulda just sucked on a titty titty. If you don't know what I'm referencing... Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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you sure she didn't slip? A chick that goes from the vertical smile to the brown eye, back to the hatchet wound just seems dirty... Granted, this is all coming from someone who refers to the vagina as a hatchet wound, so take anything I say with a grain of salt and LOTS of sugar Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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...but did you give her a golf clap or a pat on the back for initiative and style points? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Dropzone.com HEALTH/WEIGHTLOSS Challenge! Awright! Woo-hoo!
gonzalesna replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I'm goin the other way... Gonna try and gain 30 lbs. in the next year. -
In the head??? Are you sure she's a she? Is he sure that was his finger? Could you define the word "is"? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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How do you rabbit? I think he is calling her a rabbit - Which brings to mind . . . is she skittish, fuzzy, have extrodinarily long ears, or does she just fuck really fast? If she's a rabbit, she might fuck too fast for a turtle Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I for one...WOULDN'T KNOW!!! Ended up giving her 2 inches YOU didn't know you had? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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In the head??? Are you sure she's a she? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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How do you rabbit? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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keeping your mouth shut... tell your funny jinx story!
gonzalesna replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
Every landing so far has been stood up... that day I had my first and only taste of dirt under canopy... it was a gentle meal so nothing but laughs (mostly at me) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Too bad I caught the truth early on in the thread... Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Ya, I don't spend any money online for that reason... ...Aaaaannnnnnd, because I'm a cheap ass and would rather spend my $$$ on beer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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We certainly drank as skyfest... Planned on getting up early and gettin' me #100... I got up around noon only got 1 jump in (hybrid w/ 2 belly, I was hanging, and 4 stingers) but at least I made it a great last jump
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Waddn't me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Better than waking up in Turtle's trailer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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As porpoishead well knows from Sky Fest...I don't DRINK! ...Not since I found this FUNNEL! Just like you quit smoking? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Dude! Get it straight! Its gonorrherpacyphillaids!! Hey! You stick with your disease, I'll stick with mine! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.