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  1. gonzalesna

    Hi.

    'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
  2. Alright...you made me piss my pants. Are you happy? doesn't that happen regularly anyways? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. She forgot to untie you and left the laptop on the bed? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Ding Ding... Yet another reason why 'Social Networking' sites like My Space are more than just a waste of your time.... they are actual security risks... why bother at all??? Good thing I only conversate here. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. My glasses are so thick, I can see the future! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. "Hey bob, do ya think he's dead?" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Sounds fake to me... The last half I got in an e-mail as a suggestion to get yourself kicked out of wal-mart. Still funny though. I've actually done a couple of those Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. never even heard of it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. damn, what if the player would be stuck on, lets say, a paris hilton song!? Paris hilton sings? Let's ammend my request to include only music I enjoy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Hmmm...I see that it goes to an 'image'. And I don't trust that it's a good picture. actually, a flash animation... it's a big red button. AND YOU CAN PUSH IT! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. You know you wanna... especially if there's a big red button to push once you clicky it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I was gonna say let's move 'em to Alabama... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. PA! PA!!! I'm mortified!!! Ban her!!! Ban her!!! I bet you pushed the big red button too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. You couldn't resist, could you? I bet you'd push the red button that would destroy the world just to see what happened too, wouldn't you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. "Mommy, is that what happened when Jesus rose to heaven?" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. I'd want music to play in my head for the rest of my life... appropriate music for the appropriate moment. danger for danger, etc. (Note: Please mute music when listening to music, in business meetings and libraries, watching movies.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Tickets to hell... 2 please... just in case I missed the first flight. Caption: I'd rest on the 7th day too after shitting out creation for 6 days. Anyone have any preparation H? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna

    Hi.

    'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
  19. I'm soooo going to hell for this, but here goes... Could you reach up there and rub my prostate? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I think myspace has a block user option... if so, use it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. fuck.....now how did he find out about that ? Easy.. Orange penis is a dead give away that someone has been spending to much time eating Cheetoes while downloading Porn. So THAT's what causes it . . . but I don't eat cheetoes... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna

    Hi.

    'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
  23. Right! Because most men find lesbians disgusting! GOOD IDEA!
  24. Tell him you're a lesbian now, that you hate all men, and have an inane disire to remove the male member from all those who carry it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.