gonzalesna
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I say you give it to meso I can go to the farm next month... you know... as a birthday present.
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Next time, keep the damn windows rolled up. I had a friend who was driving, he's deaf, and was signing to his friend in the passenger seat, and accidentally flicked his glasses off, right out the window. By the time he pulled over and ran back to retrieve it, it'd been run over 6 or 7 times. They let deaf people drive?!?!? No wonder it's safer to skydive! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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My first film would be called willy wanker and the chocolate factory. Either that or harry hardon goes to europe Wouldn't that be Willy Wanker and the chocolate fetish no... the factory keeps poppin out new kids. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I can do this with my eyes closed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Lucky you didn't get busted by a renegade motorcycle cop for littering. Anybody remember that cheeky movie "Moving Violations"? So how did you lose it? Hit a bump and it went flying out of your hand? forgot to wash the lube off. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Holding your head in your hand gets tiring after a while... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Noone Waddn't me. Was it the Yager? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Nope, not a moustache... Nope - not a dick. Do I have a boogie hangin' outta my nose? You mean this ISN'T the nude beach? Heavens to betsy!!! Would you please cover up that trouser snake?!? You're making me feel like a 5-year-old again! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Think mounting. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Lets see - Pay your bills - No - You can do that Jack Off - No you can do that too. Teach - I'll go with teach. Depends on what you're teaching. Boobies, themselves, cannot teach - they can,however, be a teaching aid. au contrary... They taught me another reason why I put up with women Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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And Cheesy! What does cheese have to do with porn besides the fact that I like to eat when I watch it? Have you actually ever WATCHED porn before? no, no, I watched the porn and ate the cheese... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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And Cheesy! What does cheese have to do with porn besides the fact that I like to eat when I watch it? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Nope, not a moustache... Nope - not a dick. Do I have a boogie hangin' outta my nose? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Good job bro! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Lets see - Pay your bills - No - You can do that Jack Off - No you can do that too. Teach - I'll go with teach. Depends on what you're teaching. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I dunno. I take a set of those on every hike and so far I've only needed them once.... There's gotta be a good story behind that, right? And of course every good story's a WHOLE LOT better with pictures. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The same thing as a good horror flic... ...they all die. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Nope, not a moustache... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What a shame! But, I think I'll shut up and be naked by myself as well... Oh... Wait, I think I smuggled a vibrating cock ring back to Texas with me... Hmmm... I could text a cop with the last name of GOGO... Well, since there are no young military boys present... damnit, you leave those military boys alone... wait till they're 18! Actually, I wait until they're at least 22... I want to make sure I can LEGALLY get them drunk and take advantage of them... Or, if they wake up out of a drunken state at 3 in the morning next to my nekkid body, they can take advantage of me. you dont only look like, you also sound like one damn hot woman.. one's just gotta love the states.. thanks, but I'm not a woman are you sharim!? No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I refuse to reply on the grounds that it may -oh hell. Lady Dyver has small fingers
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I prefer not to mount anything. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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all anyone ever needs... BOOBIES!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What a shame! But, I think I'll shut up and be naked by myself as well... Oh... Wait, I think I smuggled a vibrating cock ring back to Texas with me... Hmmm... I could text a cop with the last name of GOGO... Well, since there are no young military boys present... damnit, you leave those military boys alone... wait till they're 18! Actually, I wait until they're at least 22... I want to make sure I can LEGALLY get them drunk and take advantage of them... Or, if they wake up out of a drunken state at 3 in the morning next to my nekkid body, they can take advantage of me. you dont only look like, you also sound like one damn hot woman.. one's just gotta love the states.. thanks, but I'm not a woman Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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My first film would be called willy wanker and the chocolate factory. Either that or harry hardon goes to europe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I don't jump... I just look cool with the gear Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.