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I think that was an order. edit to add: caption: Is there still a gummy bear in there? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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That's just you. Ya, I guess you're right... maybe I shouldn't have had those protein shakes and burritos this morning. Fart foods? Yes please Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That's just you. Ya, I guess you're right... maybe I shouldn't have had those protein shakes and burritos this morning. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Hey, I know Sgt. Green... Cool cat, but I wouldn't do business with him... he smells funny. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Damn, shari... beat me to it... Caption: Just add water Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Do you like my new micro mini? OK!!! I CHANGED MY MIND!!! PROSTATE RUBS ARE AWESOME!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Wiiiillllllllson!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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hers or yours? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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try a spider gag Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I second this motion... drink the shakes 2 times a day for a week and your ass will soon require a biohazard suit. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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that was my counter-move when she tried it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I bet if I dress like this, they won't take me back to the old folks home. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yes I like to kiss very softly but I also like to really enjoy the moment and breathe. Figured out a really funny way to ruin the moment back in high school... While doin' the deed and kissin', get a solid lip lock and inhale as hard as you can. You'll breathe in all the air from your partner's lungs and they'll get all wide eyed tryin to figure out WTF is goin on... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I bet that if I dress like this, I can walk down any street in compton, ca. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks?
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Whatever she wants as long as I get my prostate rub Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Might I suggest NyQuil? The only medicine that's orange, red, green and purple that tastes like orange, red, green, and purple. No fruity flavors, just tastes like medicine. Makes for a great holiday eggnog if you're prone to colds during the winter. Edit to add: You also may wanna stretch before putting so much stress on your jaw next time. Remember: start small and work your way up as you gain dexterity Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Frosty, you need to be more careful next time... Running in wood shop class is not only unsafe, it's dangerous too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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They've taught us not to stare since the woman don't like it... I don't have a woman anymore Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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do kids ever try and turn you into a ring toss game? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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yes frequently... pauses for breathing, yelling, intentionally calling the wrong name, and saying I'm sorry for the previous... I only do that from behind her. yes, but do you get that full 8 seconds? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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um... my gratitude and a postcard work? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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yes frequently... pauses for breathing, yelling, intentionally calling the wrong name, and saying I'm sorry for the previous... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.