gonzalesna

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  1. Sorry, but I could never do such a thing. Such an act would be against that of my Christian faith and leads down the path of sin. I must remain ever vigilant in my faith. I must not sway from the path of the righteous. Maybe Jack will help sway you I'm afraid not, as I'm abstaining from alcohol now. Now, boobies on the other hand... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. 80 grit sandpaper works pretty good Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I like the disclaimer at the bottom that says Sprint is not responsible for how long you actually live. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. a live dodo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt. I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Sorry, but I could never do such a thing. Such an act would be against that of my Christian faith and leads down the path of sin. I must remain ever vigilant in my faith. I must not sway from the path of the righteous. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. If so, it was only to finish off the bottles left in stock... I mean, no sense in wasting perfectly good booze. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Hey gonzo, why are you posting pictures of yourself? I do have butt pics he's not aware of. I could post them. But since it's been brought to my attention I'm about to make my 5000th post, I don't want that to be it. When the hell did you get pics of my ass without me knowing about it??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. Clearly Jack... Vodka is old news to her. She kicked vodka to the curb for a better drink. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. I'll shave my nuts and paint them gold for jump tickets. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Hey gonzo, why are you posting pictures of yourself? No, that wasn't me... this is me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. See, you and I... We're opposites I guess. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Why do all that work just to have 30 seconds of sex? Levitra is your friend. Go get some. Haven't you been paying attention to the threads? It's all about ME!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Now that's a dumb question if I've ever heard one. Ditto. The correct question is, where are the boobies photos? Now wait...I posted boobie pictures!!! Smart ass... Better than being a jack ass! Still better than being a dumbass Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. I like building sand castles. An I like having sex in a pine forest Do you like runnin' backwards naked through cornfields too? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. I still don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you could post a picture? It's found in a little game called just the tip. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Now that's a dumb question if I've ever heard one. Ditto. The correct question is, where are the boobies photos? Now wait...I posted boobie pictures!!! Smart ass... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I like building sand castles. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Nope... the OTHER pink helmet Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Can I at least spot you on your squats? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I had to look that up on urbandictionary. Gross. How bout a brown trout or a pink helmet? maybe a pair of red wings? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Why do all that work just to have 30 seconds of sex? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Aww... there goes dinner. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. I got a pretty good looking chewbacca once. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Don't forget to post a pic, biatch! At work... Don't have a camera here. Sorry. Next time, I'll throw it up on a post. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.