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Good thing you didn't call it pussy passing... someone would think that's unsanitary. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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So the press corpse gets free military transportation to cover the president when he's not even on official government business? Why can't they drive there in rental cars? *Cough*helloSC*Cough* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The force is weak in you, young padawan... Tho strong is the Dark Force trying to pull you in... Try harder, you must! And for penitence to me, a few beers you must buy. I'm not sure, but I think Remi just offered to buy us all beer. THANKS BUDDY! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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bwahaha Gonzo, don't you have something you need to blow up! Miss ya! g I'm blowin' up all the forums right now. How you been, you feisty lil' midget? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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doesn't know that's the reason why I have a cat claw necklace. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Did someone say FREE PORN?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'm too lazy to read your novel. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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is jealous of my cat jugglin' skills. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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wants to learn how to cat juggle. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I decided against making pussy jokes. Smart man, learn from my mistakes... Guess it's a good thing I didn't say something like, "Normiss always gets all the pussy." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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See attached! Thanks for the quote.
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would you ever go on a cruise by yourself?
gonzalesna replied to guineapiggie101's topic in The Bonfire
I'm not so sure about the whole on a boat thing... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
I decided against making pussy jokes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Ya mean like a purse? Damn... Beat me to it... Fucker! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Ya mean like stainless steel hardware or custom handles? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Proud papa update...he got a job he tried for yesterday. Foreman @ LawnPro, starts tomorrow! Can't keep a good man down!! Or in your case, even the bad ones. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'm too lazy to fart BEFORE I get on the plane. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Might I suggest you stop funding him? When he loses his cell and tuition support, he might consider going and getting a job... or just sit at home and sulk. If the latter is the case, put locks on anything with food in it and hide his video came console. If he don't start pullin' a little bit of weight by then, I can see no hope for this kid without going the way of the belt or the boot. Then again, I don't have kids... I just are one. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'm so lazy, I'm considerin' adoptin' a kid so I don't have to get up to get another beer or get up to find the tv remote. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Now we have a 4-way, just like that. I wanna have a 4-way with mama... Wait... I think that came out wrong... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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There's gonna be plenty of people to jump with and plenty of fun jumps. Don't waste your beer $ on billyvance... just get him a pack of hearing aid batteries (prefereably dead ones). Since you're from a small DZ, I'm willing to bet you'll owe plenty of beer once you start jumping. Listen for the muff-in man Rick to announce some fun jumps. They're always a hoot... and every now and then they even work out as planned... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Fears being called old. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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And they thought dropping a mouse from altitude..
gonzalesna replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire
What does a screaming hamster sound like??? I'd like to know. That and anything else that makes noise Hampsters being cooked live sound a lot like people, but less flailing. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
And they thought skydiving mice was cruel...
gonzalesna replied to gonzalesna's topic in The Bonfire
Poor widdle people... http://spiritswander.blogspot.com/2010/08/matt-and-jeremy-roloff-went-skydiving.html Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
And they thought dropping a mouse from altitude..
gonzalesna replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire
How do they know if he cooked it alive if they found it dead? ***A male student was arrested after allegedly cooking a live hamster at his apartment in northern England. Police and the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) were investigating Monday after law enforcement officers found the creature lying dead in a frying pan in the man's kitchen, in the city of York. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.