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    Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent. True, that is important, but it is the practicality that I need to know. Because it makes a great gift for bah mitzvahs. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He'd have to move to Utah. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair. Poor turtle. He doesn't have very good decision-making skills, does he? He's trying to use up all of his resources before they're no longer available to him. Hence, trying to obtain as many ex-wives as possible. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    D-E-D Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Who's given you your favorite prostate rub? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Just for the record - It was Blue Peanut M&Ms. Y'all have such dirty dirty filthy minds . . . well most of you do anyway. And the problem with this is????? It leads to sex. And the problem with that is??? Damn confusing men.... I swear.... Forgive him... he's getting old and you know what they say... the mind is the first to go. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    We nice guys do not pose any kind of adventure to women, hence little challenge or intrigue. This is, however falsely supposed. The amount of built up adventurism in the bedroom after so many instances of being slapped down, due to being "A Nice Guy" has led our kind to the other end of the spectrum.
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    If I was trying to kill a fire, what caliber gun should I use? Better to use high explosives. The shock wave of the blast will extinguish the fire. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He was waiting for you to pop the question. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Too much booze the night before. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Because cats taste funny... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Wrong! The correct answer is ALL OF IT! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    If I knew I'd live, I'd do it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Got ya some of that high quality Jenkem, I see. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Happy b-day, bro! (Look out Twardo!) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I just looked it up. It is no higher than the top of the operator's shoulder's while seated. Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I have witnesses so there! lol And a co-conspirator.... lol Prove it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    That one's almost as old as 'Twardo! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Apes aren't illegal... there's a height limit. For some states there is no limit. CA says no more than 6" above the shoulder. FL, AZ, NV, and other states say no higher than the shoulder. I just checked on your state. TN has no handlebar height requirement. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Oops... forgot to make it sexually oriented. Boobies Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I think I just pee'd a little! Try the pads with wings . . . Do they come with an optional sunroof? Like you need one. Don't make me move the sign. Better get photoshop first. Don't need it. I'm ghetto fabulous when it comes to paint. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    That was gonna be my next guess But what if it ain't connected to 'somebody else' anymore! OM twardo, now I have the Detachable Penis song stuck in my head.... g Better it's just the SONG! As long as you're not singin' it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.