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  1. gonzalesna
    you guys think he has that bird flu thing? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. gonzalesna
    Not my fault I'm hung like a horsefly. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. gonzalesna
    FIRST you have to have appreciable drag from the appendage... So you're saying I need to put a nice little dress on my penis? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. gonzalesna
    You don't know? I thought that hot chica sitting in front of you gave you one. It was cold that day. Probably would've if she'd gone in on the nekkid jump though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    She made mention of something about her flare. I don't see you ever having a problem with your flare... You always remember (and make it audible that you know) to flare right before you hit the ground. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Not sure... Let's try it. I'll be the test dummy. Now... how did you vote in that oral sex poll? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. gonzalesna
    Does Freeflying with a boner throw off your balance? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. gonzalesna
    We'll jump Temple.
  9. gonzalesna
    Who wants to go to norcal??? I hear it's a great place to visit. Wouldn't wanna live there though Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm all for it as long as she's clean and smells good. Every vaginer is different. Some have a smell that'll let me hang out down there all day long and quit only when my tongue is about as useless as a parapalegic's legs. Then again, there's some that once I get down there, I can't wait to get my head outta there. Oh, and if I ever get a pair of red wings... you can guarantee I won't be back down there. Keep 'em clean ladies... you'll be glad you did. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    I play guitar. Actually I've been calling music stores for 30 minutes now trying to find one with some decent left handed electric acoustics but to no avail yet Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna
    all minor details... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna
    Jump tickets. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. gonzalesna
    Why am I running??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. gonzalesna
    He's probably in the bathtub working on his next project. We all know he's guilty. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. gonzalesna
    Oh, it is WAAYYYY too late for anyone to start believing that now. Ummm... musta been Walt! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    OOPS!!! My time must be dyslexic too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna
    Whaaaat??? I din't do nuffin'! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    !!!yppaH yadhtriB .gninrom siht cixelsyd elttil a gnileef m'I ,yrroS Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Ya... Had to hilight it like I was going to copy and paste it to read it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna
    Are any of these DZ's only open on weekends or closed in the winter? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna
    Tried to tell you, but I guess you didn't hear me. Somehow, I didn't think I could get my words over those 'roided muscles... Don't you have some NSFW fat chick pics to post? I had an email with a bunch of sick pictures that I just didn't have the heart to terrorize my friends with on here last week. If you want, I'll go digging for it. Hey, you asked for it! I'll be ok... I came prepared! (See Attached) Okay, fine. You've been warned! Coming right up in a new thread. So... Where is said thread??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna
    your quote hurts my eyes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna
    Yeah, like Stifler in American Pie "I got peed on!" That has to be the funniest line I've ever seen in a movie! Probably would've been funnier if you'd heard it. Oh I heard it all right. See this little hearing aid over the right ear? Without it, I'm just fucking deaf. Asstrumpet here, pull my finger For some reason, I think you'd bust out the silent ones That's why you don't ever want to be standing next to me. Ain't no warning. Good thing I can do the same to you, whether they make noise or not Remind me to load up on cabbage and beans before I meet you. Don't forget to load up on cabbage and beans before you meet me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    Tried to tell you, but I guess you didn't hear me. Somehow, I didn't think I could get my words over those 'roided muscles... Don't you have some NSFW fat chick pics to post? I had an email with a bunch of sick pictures that I just didn't have the heart to terrorize my friends with on here last week. If you want, I'll go digging for it. Hey, you asked for it! I'll be ok... I came prepared! (See Attached) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.