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  1. gonzalesna
    the only person older than you is twardo, and I'd rather stick my penis in a beehive than take his advice. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Clicky Not bad.... I like that... Baseball! F*ck Yeah! NFL! F*ck Yeah! Slavery! F*ck Yeah! (Huh???????) Starbucks! F*ck Yeah! Books! F*ck Yeah! ( they don't say fuck ya with books or sportsmanship... my favorite is BED BATH AND BEYOND... FUCK YA! by the way... it's fuck, not f*uck. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Amazon Bolas It's practically in my backyard... Smile Chaoskitty -disorganizing CSpenceFLY organizing Freefalle and others from Team Dirty Sanchez I'm sure gonzalesna -DD: Designated Drinker Katiebear21 Lauraliscious mnealtx (in spirit) mouth namgrunt nannerbanner Popsjumper Rkymtnhigh(if I'm still in the SE in June) Thanatos340 - Organizing Poker Tournament, Bringing Jello Shots, Chasing Women and ACTUALLY Jumping.ShockedTongueLaugh upndownshop Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna
    depends... If she's the kind of girl that can't suck on a lollipop without biting it, I'd guess she's a risk for a bad blow job. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I just had to give you shit on it anyway. When are you coming through Alabama? in about a week and a half or so. Should be around the 25th. Edit to add: I get enough shirt from Walt. I don't need any more from you. (Pun intended) Okay, just let me know a few days ahead of time, and I'll see if we can grab a beer or two together or something. Still not jumping, eh? I might be. We'll see. Just gimme the word... or the sign... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I just had to give you shit on it anyway. When are you coming through Alabama? in about a week and a half or so. Should be around the 25th. Edit to add: I get enough shirt from Walt. I don't need any more from you. (Pun intended) Okay, just let me know a few days ahead of time, and I'll see if we can grab a beer or two together or something. Still not jumping, eh? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. gonzalesna
    I just had to give you shit on it anyway. When are you coming through Alabama? in about a week and a half or so. Should be around the 25th. Edit to add: I get enough shirt from Walt. I don't need any more from you. (Pun intended) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. gonzalesna
    What? You're either a fucking U.S. Marine, or you're a fucking wimp! Well??? Which one are ya??? I lived in the desert for 3 years where it's 120 during the summer, you fooking deaf bastard. I'd probably have no problem with it if I'd still been living in Wisconsin where 40 degree weather is a blessing during this time of year. Well, apparently the Kansas City Skydiving Center is a weekend only dropzone. Went out there and found it but didn't see a soul around. Maybe next trip. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Getting a REALLY late start this morning... er... afternoon... I blame the booze Can't go to Skydive KC, since DZ.com reports them having an AAD requirement. Going to the Kansas City Skydiving Center instead. Just about to leave. Damn it's cold outside though. Speaking of cold... my hat's off to you cold weather jumpers. You've clearly got some well sized testicles. I couldn't handle that cold weather crap all winter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    Of course... you scare me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yup, that thing we both looked up at the same time... glad it solved the problem, though. Ya, definately glad I didn't have to replace the whole tranny. That probably would've canceled pretty much my entire DZ tour. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Reminds me of that commercial, where the guy thought he had to replace the entire starter, but it turned out to be a smaller part within... after having it checked out there. Cool deal! Except they didn't figure it out for me... they just sold me the replacement part. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ya, wasn't the tranny though... was the transmission speed sensor. $17 at autozone Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    the zombie could be easily confused with a drunk. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. gonzalesna
    don't show them my porn collection. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. gonzalesna
    I'll be leaving Phoenix tomorrow morning and I don't know if I'll have an opportunity to get on dz.com after today. Therefore, LisaH will be my point of contact. I'll have her post updates for me as to when and where I am and will be. If you want to get ahold of me, PM LisaH and she'll gimme a call. From there, I'll decide if you're cool enough for her to PM you back my number. Eloy tomorrow! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna
    Are you really prepared to babysit my ass??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. gonzalesna
    Bring it. I've got enough for all of you. Have you met gonzo yet? No... I don't understand why you make it sound like you need a camera when I'm around... I'm boaring and mellow. No, you are not. Watch out all places gonzo will be. Damn... I knew I forgot something when I burned all those pictures. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Bring it. I've got enough for all of you. Have you met gonzo yet? No... I don't understand why you make it sound like you need a camera when I'm around... I'm boaring and mellow. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Everyone check your PM box... I'm forwarding all y'all hippie's cell number. luckily I gave you the number to the Evangelicals! Would God hate me and send me to hell if I called them repeatedly for trying to get me to switch over to a faith I'm already a part of? (Assuming I wasn't already going to hell.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna
    I'm always safe. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna
    Helloooo?! Yea, I seen it. Dont worry. Im on this like white on rice. No need to abuse me. or is there? There's rarely a N E E D... If you're in PHX, Squeak is here tomorrow night. Lets get drunk as hell yo!? No driving. taxis only! Im PMing you and Squeak my cell.
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    Helloooo?! Yea, I seen it. Dont worry. Im on this like white on rice. No need to abuse me. or is there? There's rarely a N E E D... If you're in PHX, Squeak is here tomorrow night. Lets get drunk as hell yo!? No driving. taxis only! Im PMing you and Squeak my cell.
  25. gonzalesna
    I don't like the products that use aerosol... I'm not Eco-friendly, they just smell funny to me. I don't care for them. I've got some cheaper cologne, some good stuff, and the old spice. I like the old spice. Maybe because that's what my dad used when I was growing up and he'd let me put some on when he did after shaving. Have you seen the recent old spice deodorant commercials? There's one that claims old spice is more manly... They swipe the old spice and the "other brand" on the counter or whatever and the old spice one grows hair. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.