gonzalesna

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  1. Did I mention...nobody CARES?! No... you were too busy practicing your flare. Whatever you say..."Splash Down" After a performance such as mine, I figure you'd need a cigarette. Hey...how did the 2nd jump with that noob go? He seemed pretty heads up on our dive...
  2. Waddn't me. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Go for it, that sort of attitude will fit nicely with some of the morons on here Dude. even I have my limits. Would that be posting a horse's ass as your avatar? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Did I mention...nobody CARES?! No... you were too busy practicing your flare. Whatever you say..."Splash Down" After a performance such as mine, I figure you'd need a cigarette. Hey...how did the 2nd jump with that noob go? He seemed pretty heads up on our dive...
  5. I'd prefer a cookie. Sorry, only GFD could pass out cookies. Maybe a then? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Did I mention...nobody CARES?! No... you were too busy practicing your flare. Whatever you say..."Splash Down" After a performance such as mine, I figure you'd need a cigarette. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. I'd prefer a cookie. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Did I mention...nobody CARES?! No... you were too busy practicing your flare. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. The fact that most weed smokers hold their breath after taking a puff whereas most smokers breathe normally when smoking may have some effect on that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. ...I'm in Florida? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Nope, but he did pay our admission to the ship museum which was waaaay cool. Yes, he saw boobies...saw boobies pressed against boobies... It was a good time!! Now who wants me to come visit them next? i'm having fun on my little adventures. I hear Florida is nice this time of year Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. For a long time I've had a dream of walking into a biker bar and loudly screaming, "Who's the piece-of-shit pussy who parked that black piece-of-shit Harley out front?!!!! Move it out of the fucking way so I can park my fuckin' Honda!!!!!". Walt Bring your sidearm. maybe a shotgun too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Nah, they don't like drool all over their sandwiches. Walt Did you get a dog, did they show you boobies, or did your cat suddenly start producing too much saliva? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. I may be a pathetic loser and all, but bribe or beg?!!! Oh hell, might as well come clean. I had bribe *and* beg! Walt did you make them sammiches?? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. He must've forgotten about you, since you isn't ded yet. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Lack of exercise wasn't an issue. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Depends on what part of the story you want... Now at Eglin Air Force Base and my home DZ will be Emerald Coast. However, due to the fact that I'm here for job training, they may not let me jump. I was in 29 Palms, CA and Perris was my home DZ. Lots more to the story, but I just don't feel like typing that much. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Or June. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I can sell my bike today for more than i paid for it 8 years ago. Mind you it IS an Italian beauty
  20. Before or after the cleveland steamer? AFTER! Then a little ATM to finish it off! Don't forget to bleach first. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Your grammar and spelling sucks. Your opinion is worthless. Edit to add... Definately Kari. I'd like to have a go at that philly. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Yeah, sucked being you. Walt You were pretending to be Gonzo - What you talkin' 'bout willis? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. I had to sit through this story on the drive to Temple last Saturday. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Had a friend back in high school (hard to believe, I know...) her parents had a babysitter for her until she was 17. Funny thing was, her babysitter was cool as hell and would go party with all of us when we went out drinking, that way she could say she was with the babysitter all night. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.