Andy_Copland

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  1. I didn't wanna say, i should of known you where breast fed. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. I want the mushrooms you are taking 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. damn, your banning should of been longer 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Or Australian as they all thought i was. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Nah, actually these are the tits that belong to her 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. He had great tits. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Skydiving at the farm when this posh bit of blonde women came up and started chatting me up, being a gent i offered her a beer and we went outside for a chat while i drank and she smoked. In the thick damp air the smoke lingered in the air. I slowly rocked an arm around her as it was getting chilly and offered her my jacket. 10 minutes fly by and i half work up the courage to stick a wet one on her cheek but lose my nerve, not like me... So without warning she pulls my jeans off and just starts sliding her tongue all up and down my cock and briefly pauses to grab hold of it, wank me and say "i love that fucking accent, i want you to fuck me." Should i have put it in the poo pipe if she was this willing to just do that? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. The star is as big as your head 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Fuck No![\] 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. It goes the same way buddy, i'll print you the lyrics to our beloved Queens anthem. You'll need them. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. If mayweather wins i'll swim 2 laps of the swoop pond naked while singing the American national anthem. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Mayweather was convinced to stop his retirement for this fight, will you say the same when Hatton batters him too? I am not saying its a hard bet to make, its hard. But i think Hatton will batter him. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. What about "Left hook" Lacey? all the shit he was talking and the papers saying he was going to end Calzaghe. Did he win a round? Hatton will pressure Mayweather like no other fighter on the scene can, his quick hands are going to annoy Hatton but Mayweather wont stop this British bulldog 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Making me change my thread title Edit: ARgh!!!! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. So a guy at work is moaning as im now on shift. He cant get as much over time in (money grabbing cunt with no life) I know how much he earns and wrote a little calculation on a piece of paper for my wages but made it look like i earned a third more than him and left it near a computer he goes on. Well he's kicking up a real stink now and im sitting back watching the fireworks. I love it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. I'm such a bonfire whore though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Over the years a few of these goody goody Christians have went marching into other countries (lets say arab countries) with bible in hand weilded like a sword to do good and spread the word of God while helping these poor people... Imagine their shock when they find some people dont actually want help and would rather kidnap them and kill them. Well blow me down there's a scenario that never crossed my mind! [/sarcasm] I find it hard to find sympothy for these people. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2167099.ece 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. I found the jumps got harder. You expose yourself more, know what to expect more and the luxury thinking of the "what are the chances on my first time?" disappear with the continued exposure. That was for me anyway. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. You dont fool me you viagra swallowing bastard! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Making myself as deaf as Billy, its fucking great. Its a super power. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Women weild memories like fucking swords. Its so annoying because us blokes forget and just take it for granted that it must be true as you remember. I bet i didnt even do half the stuff my ex said i did, i just agree'd to keep her quiet. I can make myself deafer than Billy when i start getting bitched at, selective hearing. In one ear and out the other. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. After my brother in laws stag do on the 10th, i'll wait til we hit some waves and come out with it in the tent. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.