Andy_Copland

Can't even finish a cuppa without getting gestapo Tony telling me work will set me free. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

What did the sluts left knee say to her right? Nothing they've never met *drum roll......dead noise* Edit: Best i could do for 6am 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats the thing, i had zero interest in them after only riding things like RM's/CR's and a friends Aprilia. I'm trying to hate myself for gaining interest but i can't! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Hey Tony, do me a favour and send me a nice snap of your Harley. Since riding one i've developed a strange liking of them and can't remember what you have. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

16oz cans of it too Stitch 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Virgin-Burner has a blow up doll called Crystal he slaps around every night with some of that angry sex 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

All the work i've ever done is working for other folks. So all this work involving finding jobs, estimates and trying to organise it all is new to me. So that idea is something i'll have to think about, cheers.

Well i got the call back. At 7 this morning I wish i had more jobs on my plate because then i could have said "nah, another time." But instead i just got fucking home at 9pm. What i dont get is how can a lady, who works a regular job with a husband who sat talking to me all day with brown bags of colt 45; and obviously no job pay 1100 cash Still not much profit after buying over 120 pieces of wood. As much as i bitch i can't really complain as i did earn something. BEER TIME! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Would love to Kurt but i've got that much to do this weekend with work i just can't afford it. But i will be in Moab for some cliffs around Turkey time. Oh the fun i'm gonna have 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I never understood people who can't mix. To me it almost sounds selfish that you can't "shut off". I mean when im around friends who are whuffo's i'll drink beer, watch some sports and simply not talk about my jumping. Just be "normal" for a day. Then when i go to jumpers houses i'll not shut up about "hey, wouldnt this be cool to try" and generally talking about rigging and toys. I find it easy to balance to the two. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

The only thing that pisses me off is i wish they'd take 5 mins to return a call and say "im working right now" "im flicking my dirty hairy pussy bean right now" "Im looking after the kids right now" Anything just so i can know when she wants me there 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

"When do you want the work done?" "Oh as soon as possible, i've had a notice saying i have til December to get everything fixed or they start fining me" I take the time to go out, give an estimate of material cost and labour cost and she seems really damn happy about it, as she should be as its a friend of a friend so I gave a really fair price. Try and contact them for 2 days wanting to start and they never answer the phone. I swear some people think a prayer and a cheeseburger will get them the shit they want. Im sure when the fines start rolling in at 100 a day they'll be on the phone. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Hey this isn't fair, now Wendy has got ya thinking backwards on a round counts 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nope. Watch the youtube link, it was just a joke about people swooping and facing backward when they do it.

Obama is an Aye-Rab. Blindman: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g9SOy7GBK6I 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Does a blind man swoop count? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

*childish giggle* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Its Macgyver to you Billy! Of course i'd chop it. Oh and..... fuck Celtic. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats why i always have a pull up cord on my utility belt. Don't you worry about me old man, i have this thing sussed out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Id put a 180 twist in my risers, reach down and sacrifice a shoe lace as i tie a super secret knot to hold my risers in the 180 twist and proceed to fly the crap out of it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I don't ever want to go through it again, i know that much. I have our picture next to my desk and i can't help but look at it sometimes and remember his final moments, while cradling a beer in my fist. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Social Distortion - Angels Wings. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOb_xlnpPQ 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

1. Whats your name? Andy 2. How old are you? 24 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Something I knew i wanted to do for as long as i remember seeing it on TV as a kid. 4. Are you single or taken? Taken 5. Do you have kids? No. 6. What do you drive? Rolls-Can-Hardly (Rolls down hills can barely get up them) 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Yes 8. Where do you live? Cincinnati (Fuck the Bengals though) 9. Do you have any pets? No 10. How many jumps do you have? 169 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? British 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Can't call it dated. 14. Favorite Movie? Don't have one. 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Spending time with friends, trying to earn a living and climbing things at night. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Yes 17. If not... do you want to? N/A 18. Do you have siblings? A brother and sister 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Right now? Baffin Island 20. What's your favorite color? Blue. 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving ) Think it was Atlanta 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I saw this on the front page. Someone fucked up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nice one Tony, can't wait to see it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.