Andy_Copland
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Men: would you let another man hold it when you pee?
Andy_Copland replied to skydemon2's topic in The Bonfire
Nope, but i have had my willy abused when drunk. I passed outside a friends caravan and he picked me up, put me in one ofthe beds. Well his girlfriend at the time and her friend decided to see what i was in my pants. From what he tells me they had great fun playing games with it I actually refused to believe him for about a month but his story never changed and swore to me the girls had really done that. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Oh give me a break. I would drink the wine for pleasure. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I meant under 30 if i wasnt at the wine. After that im sure they'd all be fair game! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Its crossed my mind a few times. But the whole no sex thing puts me off, i'd be trying to nail every nun under 30 (are there any?) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Although saying that i had a few beers the other night and decided to fix my minitor. Got a nasty little shock but i fixed the bugger 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Im not due to sit on the devils knee yet mate. I've had a lot of bad luck in recent years so its potentially smooth sailing for a few more 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Well yesterday i was feeling really itchy and sore just below where a tie knot would be. Then i noticed it was still red and sore today. Yep, i think i have sun burned myself welding. I had no idea it could happen so fast 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Yea i saw it and thought "what an american bastard, i hope he chokes on his own spit as he laughs feeling dead happy with himself" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Anthrax...............bastard lol 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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A thught just struck me.... You've just got your tongue pierced.. No pizza for you either! Go on, go suck on some soup lol 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Another bandwagon jumper... Screw the pizza, why not go all ut and tell me about all your chinese's and shit aswell! Oooo another brick in the wall: *radio distraction* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Depends.... Hw much sex would be involved? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Nothing would surprise me mate, evil Americans. Makes me want to have a drive by argument with one 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You've just made it worse, the pizza i always get is the New York one... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I dont 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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The worst part is that there is actually a Pizza place up stairs from me in the hospital and its open all night. A 2am pizza would go down fucking lovely 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Fucking hell! Is everyone jumping on the wanker wagon! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Wanker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I'd have a pizza right now, unfortunately due to lack of funds i cant get one. Although if i had a bonus..... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Think hospital, now think ALL the waste. Everything from masks, pizza boxes, snot tissues, human tissues, sharps...absolutely everything 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Except me. Just found out all the guys down here in the boiler/incinerator house have had a bonus for the amount of waste burnt and efficientcy(?) of the plant. Well im a contractor... no bonus for me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Pffft, i just went to type a witty reply and dropped my sprite on my foot. Not only did that make me mad enough to let a little bit of urine out but i forgot what i was gonna say 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I never was one for truth or dare, too much of a risk for the girl to say truth which is often boring. Now spin the bottle cuts out alll the BS and gets straight down to things 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Music that we think of before / after jumping
Andy_Copland replied to dreamsville's topic in The Bonfire
The NHS is in the state it is because it pays wankers like me to sit on my arse...and its good money! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Music that we think of before / after jumping
Andy_Copland replied to dreamsville's topic in The Bonfire
You wanker You gotta promise no Cliff Richard in the car, it couldtear the fabric of my sanity if you play that shit. And i like being sane 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.