Andy_Copland
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You'll hear all kinds of differant stuff from experienced people that conflics, i think it really is just a matter of seeing what happens and doing your very best to survive. Personally im sticking to one hand on each as its what i was taught. If i go in like this feel free to kick me a few times for good measure. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I have a 3mm thick layer of cheese to get through this year. Starting early 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You bastard. Now its not random, people will pick their favourites! Yes im bored, im thinking of actually taking a bath 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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If you hold ALT and press 0153 on the numpad it comes up with this ™ Hit a random four numbers and see what you come up with. Random: “ 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Its burger king tonight, cant go wrong there. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I had curry last night and it was SHIT! King prawn jalfreezi or whatever it was called... king prawns my arse! Yea im still angry 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You had enough for a new bike not so long ago, sell it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Would you suggest peeling the velcro on a new rig if you havnt already done so? Edit: Yes i was talking about high g spins 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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All this talk of low pulls
Andy_Copland replied to Andy_Copland's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Is that incase the shit hits the fan you have plenty of time to release your arms etc? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
What about body position? I would of thought it would make you pretty unstable if you really are tugging that thing with both hands. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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What are the chances of having a hard cut-away if you're not loading a high performance fully eliptical canopy? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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All this talk of low pulls
Andy_Copland replied to Andy_Copland's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
No inside jokes! We are older than that [/snigger] You're not allowed in this thread anyway, as thread creator i say so. Fucking 60 metres.. Hang 'im! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Paintballing is fun...but now im sore :(
Andy_Copland replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
I got hit twice playing paintball on a freezing cold day, so it was extra shitty. Once on the hand from about 20ft (blood, lots of it) and the 2nd shot was a perect round straight to my head... the lower head. My girlfriend at the time had a great laugh when i whipped my cock out to inpsect the bruises 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
All this talk of low pulls
Andy_Copland replied to Andy_Copland's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This is average pulls im looking for, sensible ones. People have said what their lowest was so lets hear what they would suggest in relation to experience 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
All this talk of low pulls
Andy_Copland replied to Andy_Copland's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Has got me thinking. If you could give an example of jump numbers and recommended height what would it be? For example AFF i was locking on at 6, flashing at 5.5 and dumping. Now i wave off at 3, by the time i finish fucking around and pitching im open (average) and in the saddle at 2.3k 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Elbow Grease, Left Handed Paint Brush ETC
Andy_Copland replied to Andy_Copland's topic in The Bonfire
Whats the funniest one you have seen/heard? Recently we got a new guy working with us who is about 18 and left his last firm because they were getting out of hand with pranks (setting him on fire was the last straw.) Anyway he was telling me this story and i couldnt help but nearly wet me pants. "The boss told me his daughter was allergic to nuts and asked me to pick up his daughters medicine from the Chemist, he gave me an envelope and told me to hand it to them. So im waiting in the bloody cue for ages to get to the counter and when i do i hand them the letter, she opens it and throws it back at me. I was wondering what the fuck is going on and so was everyone behind me, turns out the note said "Hi my names Sean, my girlfriend showed me her vagina last night and said if i wanted to touch it i had to ask you for some condoms"" Well that was it, the who place erupted with laughter 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
When i downlaod i usually get them around 4 or 5mb and they sound just fine 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Neither do i 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Can i get an Amen 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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No rest for the wicked, anything you dont actually wanna do? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Do you want me in jail?? Is it laundry time yet in the cells? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Bastard Its making me think of the pub and im trying to save (no i dont drink the stuff but its always in them tiny bottles being sold for a small fortune) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Now i have the fucking song in my head "R Whites, lemonade Soda!" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Managment Gurus - dont open this if you're easily offended!!
Andy_Copland replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire
Theres no "I" in Team but there is an "I" in pie. Theres an "I" in meat pie, meat being an anagram of team... i dont know what the hell he's on about. Fuck i love that film, sorry Tony 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
So this will let me view DZ.com and not get my arse chewed? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.