Andy_Copland
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I working on that little problem Slappie 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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It probably will 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Its an older club if it has flat surfaces, most are angled at 45 degrees to piss of people wanting to get some coke up the ole nasal passage 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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If they are sent in spite to yourself you can even out the balance of the universe by posting in spite. Thinking karma here 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You want a toilet shot you got it, not her but friends of my ex. Now i know what women get up to in the toilet though.. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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So i've to act nice to her so you old perverts can sit jaffing off? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I call it a shitter... i hate loo, sounds so retarded. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Im gonna direct her this way. "So anna, check DZ.com...wanna send me any more pictures?" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Why not throw the ex in too. She thought it was hilarious to send a "you cant touch this" picture to my phone yesterday, what a bitch. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Tony if you were here you'd of fell down the landing stairs laughing your jolly balls off. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Then i wouldnt freak out and sit trying the handle 30 times over saying "help im stuck" and shaking the door back and forward Its funny because she freaks out badly with things like this then she'll say "Andrew do you think i could do a tandem, it looks lovely when they're under their parachutes" and im thinking "yea but think how they get tehre mum!" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Thats the funny part, i should be at work now but im working nights again. I wish i was at work, it would of been even better 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Just locked herself in the bathroom I was sitting at my computer and heard "Andrew... Andrew..." When i went to investigate the door was jiggling about and it was obvious the handle had broke I took the handle off and saw it was totally fucked so had to stick the boot into it. Ah that was some funny shit, just seeing the door moving about as she was trying to open it saying "im stuck" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Martin Exning. FACT: approximately 100 women die yearly choking on Martin Exning. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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What has Skydiving Taught You in Everyday Life
Andy_Copland replied to adventurechick's topic in The Bonfire
OK if you want me to be serious squeek me ole buddy then here goes. Not to take things to heart, laugh things off, dont judge a book by its cover, listen, learn, but at the same time make your own decisions and throw caution to the wind once in a while. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
I cant remember the quote exactly but it went something like this. Scoops just spudded into a field on his first jump at old buck. "Well Scoop you've certainly left an impression here, its out there in the landing area somewhere" "Im going home to have a bath and pull a cabbage out my arse" Any good one liners your end? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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What has Skydiving Taught You in Everyday Life
Andy_Copland replied to adventurechick's topic in The Bonfire
I had to edit it, missed a word. Should of been "opinions are like arse holes" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
What has Skydiving Taught You in Everyday Life
Andy_Copland replied to adventurechick's topic in The Bonfire
That opinions are like arse holes. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
I wouldnt worry about it, anyone who can afford "laser safety glasses " for his dog isnt short of cash 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I voted for Gareth Gates... Come on Tony, not even DZ.commers would vote for that shit 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Nah that was just the catalyst (see im not Trigger) to make me post this poll as its bugged me for a long time now 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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My thoughts exactly 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Shut up and vote 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.