Andy_Copland

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  1. Andy_Copland
    I would just like to raise the fact that you all exagerate my mannerisms, i'm a good boy. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Andy_Copland
    I used Scoops too, just had to get some slippers and chase him out from under my mums bed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Andy_Copland
    I try but as you can imagine it gets quite difficult. Typically i cant find a real women who can handle it so i have resorted to wanking, but as you can see my testicles are rather large so to avoid a mess i have a good old fashioned posh wank. My mum keeps asking where the bin liners are going. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Andy_Copland
    Jealousy will get you no where in life 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Andy_Copland
    Sometimes i cry myself to sleep at night. I dont normally spill the beans on the internet but i find it so hard to meet a nice women who doesnt want me for my hot beef injection Edit: Suppose i better put NSFW before someone cries - "OMG why didnt it say NSFW? I just opened an attachment that i knew was going to be NSFW but blame you anyway!" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Andy_Copland
    Less drunk posting, more moral support, more greets and.... ah fuck it i give up. I'm the same arse hole 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Andy_Copland
    After my 2 week banning im a changed man 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Andy_Copland
    Maybe he has an undiagnosed medical problem. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Andy_Copland
    Bah! What are my rights against the repost police though? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Andy_Copland
    i dont exactly know how hard it is to refuel in the air. Im gonna say that i bet its quite tricky. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bce_1174098879 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Andy_Copland
    Depends, did you buy it or your parents? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Andy_Copland
    Funny you post this, with all this talk of rights in here i was looking for some info and found this. Debate yourself whether its helping the criminals or not. Personally i thought it was a very interesting little video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Andy_Copland
    I feel like i sacrificed a lot to be able to jump and i've worked my fucking balls off with 60 hour weeks, doing nightshifts and being awake all friday night only to go jumping all saturday, still drink some beers before i literally die on my feet. And you know what? I'd do it everytime. Hitching the final few miles to a DZ with brain bucket in hand to catch the eye of other jumpers was a good trick i learnt. Maybe i have a chip on my shoulder about this but it annoys me seeing kids with parents who simply pile the money in to let Johnny Spoiltbrat go to a DZ, jump and go tell all his friends at school how cool he is. But like the others have said, its a maturity thing. I'll happily jump with anyone whether they are 60 or 16 as long as i can have a giggle and be safe. Welcome to the sport fella
  14. Andy_Copland
    You'll make me blush, i'm a shy innocent Brit 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Andy_Copland
    Wow.... here comes the fastest rebanning in history 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Andy_Copland
    My money is secure...well some of it.... the rest got blown on skydiving, booze and crack whores. Heres the best part, both my parents are full blooded Scots. Yet i cant get a full passport on my mum yet i can on my dad IF i get more ID? Its this whole military bullshit fucking shit fuck wanky bollocks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Andy_Copland
    to stick my head above the parapet? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Andy_Copland
    Is it natural for a step mother to absolutely hate your guts if you're the satan spawn of her husband and his ex? My old chaps Mrs has never liked me, i can go into the house, smile happily and say "Hello!" and get nothing but a scowl back, it humiliates my old man and used to make me feel like crap until i realised shes just a cunt and it didnt matter what she thinks of me. I visit my dad who lives 5 minutes away from me about 3 times a year because of "misery arse maxine" as i call her and i tell him that. Personally i think i am just a reminder that my old chap once had his love lance in my mums front bum and she cant handle that. So tonight he wants to go out for a pint and we are extremely bad influences on each other. Him with 14 years in the military drinking + me just being a piss head = Interesting results when he goes back to cuntchops. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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    Only been to one, Langar Boogie 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBuKaN6tH6w Before these jumps an unkown dz.commer was so hung over he puked before getting on the plane. Thats a boogie! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Andy_Copland
    Didnt draw blood... Clattered her though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Andy_Copland
    Is that an old Geldoff song? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Andy_Copland
    Thats Ipswich 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Andy_Copland
    You're a proper cunt Tony Im in Peterborough tomorrow at 3pm by the way. Will keep you informed and race back to climb. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Andy_Copland
    Tried taking off his jacket on a date as he was hot and accidentally punched you in the nose would you still give him a chance? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Andy_Copland
    We were going at super sonic speed and his shoe lace cut into his foot 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.